The Planned Parenthood Dead Babies

But Logan is absolutely convinced the boy-next-door image is the one thing holding him back from major stardom.

"I'm at the point where no matter what, brands are still going to come to me. So I can start being a little more edgy. Like I could do a Vine for a Fleshlight."

Logan will get his shot at performing his edgy song, "Stank Dick," later this week, but next on the schedule he's got to get ready for acting class.

Vince: This profile on Vine star Logan Paul is like Stonehenge, or the Egyptian pyramids. It's so perfect it's hard to believe that it came together without some kind of magic.

That banner is like Stonehenge, or the Egyptian pyramids.

The Onion's VICE parody series looks like Stonehenge, or the Egyptian pyramids.

Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

30a. Brock Lesnar confronts The Undertaker (WWE Raw, 07-20-15)

30b. The brawl between Brock Lesnar and The Undertaker spills backstage (WWE Raw, 07-20-15)

Honourable Mention

Stray Observations

(King of the Nerds UK, S01E02)

  • The lyrics to the theme song are subtly changing with each episode (True Detective, S02E05)
  • "You could've been a scrape job." (True Detective, S02E05)
  • Stephen crying in the fetal position after his tart shell cracked (MasterChef, S06E11)
  • "Kitchen Nightmare." (Hannibal, S03E08)
  • "I stopped drinking beer when I found out what you were putting in mine."
    "Who." (Hannibal, S03E08)
  • "You have served me this before."
    "One of my favourite desserts – traditionally made with pig's blood; in this case, a local cow."
    "…And when you last made it for me?"
    "The blood was from a cow, only in the derogatory sense." (Hannibal, S03E08)



When something you worked on trends at number one on Twitter and Bomani Jones tweets that your Filipino mate looks Chinese and is Latino…

The working title for the docu-special was "What Is White?," which…bleh. I pushed, from the outset, for "White People" to be the title, but J wasn't keen on it.

Fast forward nine months. J calls me after a meeting with MTV executives.

J: We settled on "White People" as the title. I like it.
Jon: [exasperated screaming]

Speaking of white people…

A trip 13 years in the making.

Everyone: Why are you going to Montana?!
Jon: Because the Internet.

I Was Puffy You Was Mase


A skateboarder, Oren, off in a Dystopia world, discovers he is the scion of the Greek god Zephyrus and must come to terms with his new found powers to stop a Gothicized secret society hell-bent on prophesying Hades.

Oil and water, skateboarding and Greek mythology.

Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

29. Point Pleasant Police Department (The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, 07-16-15)

Honourable Mention

Stray Observations

  • None of the acronyms are acronyms (King of the Nerds UK, S01E01)
  • "Glove box. Take a cure." (True Detective, S02E04)
  • "You have one of the largest auras I've ever seen." (True Detective, S02E04)
  • "Black rage goes a long way. Sometimes your worst self is your best self." (True Detective, S02E04)
  • Season one adversary: Apple. Season two adversary: Nintendo. (Halt and Catch Fire, S02E07)
  • "Apparently, Richard Sherman challenged Money Mayweather to a bare knuckle brawl in Vegas last night." (Ballers, S01E04)

(The Strain, S02E01)

  • "WWE's version of the All-Star Game" = Randy Orton/Ryback vs. Sheamus/Big Show (WWE Raw, 07-13-15)
  • "We need to eat with our eyes, and, uhhh, that looks like a stuffed condom. Ground beef and strawberries do not go – ever." (MasterChef, S06E10)
  • "There's a saying: 'The devil's at his strongest while we're looking the other way,' like a program running in the background silently while we're busy doing other shit – 'daemons,' they call them. They perform action without user interaction – monitoring, logging, notifications, primal urges, repressed memories, unconscious habits. They're always there, always active. You can try to be right, you can try to be good, you can try to make a difference, but it's all bullshit, 'cause intentions are irrelevant. They don't drive us – daemons do. And me? I've got more than most." (Mr. Robot, S01E04)
  • Hackers watching Hackers (Mr. Robot, S01E04)
  • "I bet you right now some writer's working hard on a TV show that'll mess up this generation's idea of hacker culture." (Mr. Robot, S01E04)
  • Keith David voicing a fish (Mr. Robot, S01E04)
  • ♫: SchoolBoy Q – "Hell of a Night" (Mr. Robot, S01E04)
  • Wizard name Stephendorf (Comedy Bang! Bang!, S04E22)
  • "You're going to eat him with my face?" (Hannibal, S03E07)
  • "What will you do after you've eaten me?"
    "You could wreck some foster homes and torment some children."
    "Ohh, and drink martinis made with tears." (Hannibal, S03E07)
  • Pig surrogate (Hannibal, S03E07)
  • "He helped us milk you." (Hannibal, S03E07)
  • "The most stable elements appear in the middle of the periodic table, roughly between iron and silver. Between iron and silver – I think that's appropriate for you." (Hannibal, S03E07)
  • "When it comes to you and me, there can be no decisive victory."
    "We are a zero-sum game." (Hannibal, S03E07)
  • "You delight in wickedness and then berate yourself for the delight."
    "You delight; I tolerate. I don't have your appetite." (Hannibal, S03E07)
  • "I want you to know exactly where I am, and where you can always find me." (Hannibal, S03E07)
  • "Hey, White Trash Federline, tell your girl to be more polite."
    "Fuck off, Sam. Federline is White Trash Federline!" (Orange Is the New Black, S03E09)
  • "I hate papaya!" (Orange Is the New Black, S03E10)
  • Felonious Spunk (Orange Is the New Black, S03E12)
  • "It's like you're Madame Curie, but stupid." (Orange Is the New Black, S03E12)
  • "We gotta get some miso." (Orange Is the New Black, S03E12)
  • Orange Is the New Black Season Grade: C