"You want Jew time? Do a Jew crime." (The Night Of, S01E02)
"She got her master's from Berkeley."
"Yeah, I bet she went to Berkeley, and I'm pretty affirmative how she got in." (Vice Principals, S01E01)
"I am the scream in your mind." (Mr. Robot, S02E03)
Dominique's sex chat buddy is "happyhardonhenry806," a nod to Christian Slater's pirate radio DJ in Pump Up the Volume (Mr. Robot, S02E03)
"All we are to them are paying fanboys of their poorly-written sci-fi franchise." (Mr. Robot, S02E03)
"You know that bullshit people say about how, when you fall, you gotta get up? I reject that shit, man. You know why? The whole thing is a fall. It can't help but be. A perpetual state of grasping in the dark. It's not about getting up, it's about stumbling, stumbling in the right direction. It's the only true way to move forward." (Mr. Robot, S02E03)
"He's like a blog that nobody reads, but in human form." (Looking, S03E01)
Jon: That's his actual IMDb bio?! Rory: His name is misspelled right below the correct spelling of his name – amazing.
This Wednesday July 20th at 1pm EST Golden Globe nominated actress Evangeline Lilly (Lost, The Hobbit, Ant-Man), popular punk band Anti-Flag frontman Justin Sane, Jonny 5 of the Denver-based hip-hop outfit Flobots, and famed political pollster Dr. Stanley Greenberg, will hold a press conference via phone for the kick-off of the nationwide Rock Against the TPP tour, a series of large-scale concerts, teach-ins, and protests mobilizing to raise awareness about the Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP) agreement. [source]
August 19: Seattle, WA w/ Talib Kweli, Anti-Flag, Evangeline Lilly + more
Talib Kweli, Anti-Flag, and Evangeline Lilly walk into a bar…
Jon: Imagine presidential elections as shoot tag team wrestling matches.
Jon: Obama/Biden vs. Romney/Ryan – who wins? Rory: Dude… Rory: Paul Ryan is like an American Gladiator. Rory: Romney/Ryan mop the floor with Obama/Biden.
Jon: Obama/Biden vs. McCain/Palin – who wins? Rory: I think Biden and McCain are a wash. Rory: McCain literally can't raise his arms above his shoulders. Jon: But his partner is a self-proclaimed "mama grizzly." Rory: I give Obama/Biden the edge.
Jon: Bush/Cheney vs. Gore/Lieberman – who wins? Rory: Oof. Tough one. Rory: Gore is the strongest of the four, but Lieberman is by far the weakest. Rory: I give it to Bush/Cheney. Dirty tricks from Cheney.
Jon: Trump/Pence vs. Clinton/TBA vs. Cruz/Fiorina in a tables, ladders, and chairs match.
"A guy walks up to a woman at a bar. He flirts with her, he makes small talk, but the woman insists she isn't gonna go home with him. Guy says, 'What if I offer you a million dollars to sleep with me?' The woman's never had a million dollars in her life. She stops and considers the offer very seriously. The guy changes his mind, says, 'What if I change my offer to a dollar instead?' Woman is aghast. 'What kind of woman do you think I am?' Guy says, 'We already figured that out. Now we're just negotiating.'" (Mr. Robot, S02E02)
"I'm late for my church group. Peace." (Mr. Robot, S02E02)
Al Jardine (Decker: Unclassified, S01E04)
"Trumpets make you go brown." (Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule, S04E04)
"Jesus, boys, he's eating ground pizza." (Trailer Park Boys, S10E04)
"Well, that's a cobra strike to all of our erect wangs!" (Trailer Park Boys, S10E04)
♫: Joy Division – "Atmosphere" (Stranger Things, S01E04)
Stranger Things Season Grade: B+
The New AR™TV World Drama Champion: Stranger Things Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Veep
1. Wedding Parties
2. TSA Pre✓ / Traveling in Fatigues
3. Green Light Honking / Saturday Night Club Radio / Shazams
4. Death Reaction Round-ups
5. MTV Upfronts / MTV Casting Calls / Armbars
6. Starbucks Secret Menu / Sysco / Tater Tots / Media Conglomeration
7. Alamo Drafthouse
8. The Moth StorySLAM: Obsession
Don't call it a comeback.
Cobbled together from three recording sessions (May 1 + May 8 + May 22).