Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

30. Fun with Doug and Jane (Twin Peaks, S03E10)


Honourable Mention


Stray Observations

  • "So here I am, with a thousand ships, and two good hands." (Game of Thrones, S07E01)
  • Ed Sheeran (Game of Thrones, S07E01)
  • Thomas Turgoose (Game of Thrones, S07E01)
  • "Where am I supposed to get that kind of money?"
    "Well, go to the bank, get a loan."
    "Oh, Polly-Pol, you see life through Caucasian-coloured glasses." (Claws, S01E06)
  • "It's constructed entirely from pubic hair collected at the Hernando Correctional Institute." (Claws, S01E06)
  • Nadine's silent draper runner store (Twin Peaks, S03E10)


(Twin Peaks, S03E10)

  • Moby (Twin Peaks, S03E10)
  • ♫: Teenage Jesus and the Jerks – "Empty Eyes" (Preacher, S02E05)
  • "We can debate about the dick bit later!" (MasterChef, S08E07)
  • "Every hand-knit sweater is made by a woman who's lost all hope." (The Carmichael Show, S03E09)
  • "Empowerment is not for the elderly. They can barely text. You think they can handle a new identity?" (The Carmichael Show, S03E09)
  • "Did women have self-esteem before Destiny's Child or not?" (The Carmichael Show, S03E09)
  • "This guy ate ice out of her butt."
    "So just because someone puts ice up their butt, you don't trust their judgment? If you're young and hot and you live in L.A., you're shoving ice up your butt." (I'm Sorry, S01E03)

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Twin Peaks
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: The Carmichael Show

#clipoftheweek


Chaparral

Supreme × Kermit the Frog.

The Hundreds × Disney.

Bears with Hot Topic flair will be available at Hot Topic stores. Accompanying furry friend outfits and accessories will be sold in Build-A-Bear Workshop stores. The matching young adult styles will be available at Hot Topic stores. [source]

No Bullet Club bear. I suppose that's NJPW × Build-A-Bear, though.


(Amazon × ALDI) / Kirkland.


Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week


29. Gollum Reads Trump's Tweets (The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, 07-11-17)


Stray Observations

  • Hudson Mohawke (Twin Peaks, S03E09)
  • Sky Ferreira scratching her armpit rash (Twin Peaks, S03E09)
  • Polly menacingly licking frosting off a cupcake (Claws, S01E05)
  • Frankie Muniz (Preacher, S02E04)
  • Brodus Clay (Preacher, S02E04)
  • "What happened to you, Hitler? You used to be…Hitler!" (Preacher, S02E04)
  • "I know that you're trying to get me to a state of peace, but this meditation thing takes too much time and focus. Hennessy is relaxing immediately!" (The Carmichael Show, S03E08)

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Twin Peaks
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: The Carmichael Show

#clipoftheweek


Soppressata, capicollo, and a striata baguette

Alas, I don't visit Chicago until August.

I'll be in Chicago for the Riot Feast, though:


The Adult Swim Feast

Ranch It Up! Crudité
Chicken Nuggets with Szechuan Sauce
Potato Skins Bar

Meatwad Sandwich with Fries Dipped in Milkshake
Cinco Pasta Bear

Too Many Cookies

Red Mocho Kooler and Hunchback Cocktails

The Truth Is Not H


BITCOIN HEIST (2017) Official Trailer

Why do you need a magician and a conman to steal virtual currency?

Oh, they steal a ring containing a QR code.


Did you know that Lance Burton wrote, directed, and starred in a 2015 film?


Eat your heart out, Spider-Man: Homecoming poster.

BILLY TOPIT MASTER MAGICIAN is excellent at performing magic, he is just not very successful. His life gets complicated when some greasy mob guys comes after him looking for money. Billy uses his magic skills to avoid confrontation as long as he can, because he wants to concentrate on his magic career and his new girlfriend.

Things get wildly out of control and BILLY TOPIT MASTER MAGICIAN has to call on his best friends for help. The Magician, the Ventriloquist, the Jugglers, and the Mime will have to stage a rescue!

What good are jugglers and a mime for staging a rescue?


Idea: Coachella, but for magic. Three days, 162 magic acts, plus street magicians wandering the concourse.

Friday headliner: Penn and Teller
Saturday headliner: David Copperfield
Sunday headliner: David Blaine

Lameking

Two months from today, Adam Riff™ will celebrate its 17th anniversary, so I can finally, comfortably, say:

I've been blogging for about 17 years, okay? I don't write my stuff anymore. I just kick it from my head. You know what I'm saying? I can do that. No disrespect, but that's how I am.


Ratatat Remixes Vol. 3 is one of the few music things that my washed ass would pop for.

Ratatat Remixes Vol. 3, a Soul Coughing reunion, and Dan the Automator, a Dust Brother, and Prince Paul's unreleased album.