I could go on and on about this, but nothing I could ever say will really capture the layers of crazy in this new mother's story about some creative approaches to cooking with breast milk. See, that right there… already it's almost too much for…
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Hey baby, I love yo' mustache
According the supposedly "reputable" publication, The New York Times, it's so hot to be menopausal. For the record, coming from a living, breathing, non-gay male, this is totally not true. Unless you're talking hotter like hot flashes hotter, in which case, yes, I guess menopausal…
A gold medal in the epilepsy event
While it's currently being condemned almost universally as a hideous piece of uninspired shit, the London 2012 Olympic games logo seems to be falling upon some even worse luck. As if being the ugliest logo in recent memory wasn't bad enough, it's now being attributed…
Of the two, you will run into reference types much more often
I will never understand poetic spam. Sure, I can see the purpose of poorly constructed ads for Cialis or home refinancing loans, even if they annoy the shit out of me. Ultimately, I can understand why there is somebody out there who is forced to…
Playing for the high one, dancing with the devil
Las Vegas is a terrible, despicable place. I mean it! For those of you who have made it this far in your lives without going, fear not, you're not missing much. Well, that's not entirely true, you kind of are. You're missing out on spending…