In Super Mario Bros., Bowser is twice the height of regular Mario. If Bowser is twice the height of regular Mario, however, then it is physically impossible for regular Mario to jump over Bowser to retract bridges. Even Super Mario could not do it. Super Mario is roughly the same height as Bowser. In order [...]

Another NFL playoff weekend was filled of ho-hum games. My initial thought was that history will prove the best matchup took place in L.A. However, upon further review we discover that Boob-Off 2010 was more of a blowout than Cowboys/Vikings. Mariah Carey's are akin to the team that had a nice season, but once they [...]

It has quickly joined the Pantheon of Quotes from Trailers that Supersede Interest in the Actual Movie/TV Show. Other Recent Inductees: - "You'll get the money when I get my family!", Firewall - "You're risking a patient's life!", House - "You're a cop because (longer pause) you don't know how not to be one.", Southland [...]

That's why they get paid the big bucks. Loosely applied logic. There goes any chance of them wearing their Baltimore Bullets throwbacks. // Fine, I'll be the one to say it: I want to know if these people are found alive or dead. One word! That's all I want. Just saying "cancel the alert" is [...]