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Posts Published by Forest
(This American) Well-Wasted Life
I've been listening to episodes of "This American Life" recently and I've found that it's a conversational dead end. Talking about the show at parties is like talking about reading ancient Greek plays: everyone knows they're supposed to be great, but nobody has read enough…
No Jokes Here
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A New White Person Complaint
Finally sent in my first White Whine: Ugh, the $150-a-plate charity dinner I attended for free at the Beverly Wilshire had Colbie Caillat as its surprise musical guest. Now I have to sit and listen to three songs of this. And the waiter never refilled…
A fun game
Hey, you guys, try this: See how far you can read into this article before you hit something you don't understand: iPhone Doom Classic Progress • What were the best Halloween costumes of 2k9? • What we talk about when we talk about Jeff Dunham • Ball…
I'll be holding all the tickets, you'll be owning all the fines
I've just realized that I'm about as skinny as Calista Flockhart. Also, according to the picture, what I lack in ass, I make up for in sass. Related: Alanis Morissette as early 90's Canadian Pop singer. • Hitler skull fragment "undeniably female" • 1959 Chevy…
Creed:France :: Rock'n'Roll:Morocco
Hey, ya'll – remember Creed? Well, they remember you. Don't call it a comeback. Some great stuff in this article, including the fact that a 2002 Creed show was so bad that some fans filed a class action lawsuit against the band to get their…
The Merchant of Tennis
I'm Forest. Long-time reader. First-time writer. Let's get to it. A couple of weeks ago, I went to a charity tennis competition at UCLA's Tennis Center between Will Ferrell and Mats Wilander, the noted Swedish tennis pro. Rainn Wilson was there just to round out…