11. "I'm Just Ken" (The Oscars, 10 Mar 2024) Stray Observations "I really don't see how you can stand this place." "Blur your vision, breathe through your mouth. How else does one get through life?" (The Regime, S01E02) "You know who's gonna be a billionaire?…
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Oscar Parties 2024: Inside Hollywood’s Red Carpet Parties and A-List Events WME Oscar Party The party featured 10 themed areas including a Chinatown night market, an Egyptian lounge, a casino, and a bedroom resembling Cher's pad in Clueless, which led to a Narnia-inspired speakeasy with…
Board meeting chuckles
Ijbol at Blaze Pizza, sweetgreen, and Häagen-Dazs participating in Orange County Restaurant Week. What, no Chipotle? Blaze's Restaurant Week deal is available anytime through its app.
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10. Original Hold Music (Extraordinary, S02E04) Stray Observations "You really are a mewling vulva, Mr. Schiff." (The Regime, S01E01) "It speaks of a very unusual perversion. A man attracted to a thimble-sized fairy." "Tinkerbell fine as fuck." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S12E05) "How 'bout Foots?" "Foot…
Cerveza Cristal
Comcast should demolish CityWalk at Universal Studios Hollywood and better use the land to expand its constrained park. Could Super Nintendo World be split? Standalone Donkey Kong Country? If you demolish CityWalk, you demolish Los Angeles' only true IMAX screen, but five miles away in…
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9. Remembering Dipper (The Daily Show, 26 Feb 2024) Honourable Mention Art car fight (Furies, S01E08) Stray Observations "Does your husband have a very low-hanging scrotal sac? A lot of guys do." "Oh, my God." "How long is it? When he goes to the bathroom…
Waves egg sandwich around.
Did you know that Travis Kelce is producing a documentary on Jean-Michel Basquiat? Or that the company that gutted Sports Illustrated co-owns Shaq? Salter founded Authentic Brands Group in 2010 after a career in financial services. It is a brand ownership firm that buys the…
Furryvore Burps
Red Hot Chili Peppers' album Californication turns 25 in June. To commemorate its silver anniversary, they should remake their music video for the song "Californication" with modern video game graphics. Blink-182's album Enema of the State also turns 25 in June, but they already remade…
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8. All Our Vice (Abbott Elementary, S03E05) Stray Observations Doomcore ♫: The Beatles – "Twist and Shout" (True Detective, S04E06) </True Detective, S04> "However good a shot you think you are, you could have killed Teresa, and trust me, I don't think you could have…