9. The Ceremony (You're the Worst, S05E08)
- "I was doing real good without no head-shitting birds in here." (True Detective, S03E08)
- ♫: Jon Batiste – "Saint James Infirmary Blues" (True Detective, S03E08)
- True Detective Season Grade: C
"A good drunk is fun. A bad drunk wants to have a fight. A good drunk lives in the present. A bad drunk is thinking about yesterday. It's all about gas and the brakes. Bottoms up. How you feel?"
"Wanna do another one?"
"No! You feel good, right? So take a break, driver eight. Take your foot off the gas for a couple of seconds. Coast." (Shameless, S09E12)
- "And just like that, the tone of the evening turned sexual." (Jon Glaser Loves Gear, S02E08)
- Batista's blue nose ring (WWE Raw, 02-22-19)
- "DeRay Mckesson. [pause] DeRay Mckesson… And that's a black person you should know?" (Black-ish, S05E14)
- Vernon drowning his sorrow with Crème de Menthe (You're the Worst, S05E08)
- "You can never watch too much DuckTales." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S06E08)
- "This is the most dangerous man in America: 5'8" hunched over, 93 pounds, with grey hair and blue-grey skin." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S06E08)
- "Now it's a Christian dating website. Now it's Chicago Med. Now Chicago Fire. Now Chicago P.D." (The Other Two, S01E06)
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