9. The Ceremony (You're the Worst, S05E08)

Stray Observations

• "I was doing real good without no head-shitting birds in here." (True Detective, S03E08)
• ♫: Jon Batiste – "Saint James Infirmary Blues" (True Detective, S03E08)
• True Detective Season Grade: C
• "A good drunk is fun. A bad drunk wants to have a fight. A good drunk lives in the present. A bad drunk is thinking about yesterday. It's all about gas and the brakes. Bottoms up. How you feel?"
  "Great."
  "Wanna do another one?"
  "Yeah."
  "No! You feel good, right? So take a break, driver eight. Take your foot off the gas for a couple of seconds. Coast." (Shameless, S09E12)
• "And just like that, the tone of the evening turned sexual." (Jon Glaser Loves Gear, S02E08)
• Batista's blue nose ring (WWE Raw, 02-22-19)
• "DeRay Mckesson. [pause] DeRay Mckesson… And that's a black person you should know?" (Black-ish, S05E14)
• Vernon drowning his sorrow with Crème de Menthe (You're the Worst, S05E08)
• "You can never watch too much DuckTales." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S06E08)
• "This is the most dangerous man in America: 5'8" hunched over, 93 pounds, with grey hair and blue-grey skin." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S06E08)
• "Now it's a Christian dating website. Now it's Chicago Med. Now Chicago Fire. Now Chicago P.D." (The Other Two, S01E06)

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