Previously on Adam Riff™ (Mar 2017):

Idea: Is a Sandwich a Hot Dog? – grind up a sandwich and stuff it in a sausage casing.

Jack in the Crack is all in on its stoner base.

In-N-Out should make its fries out of burgers so I don't have to hear people piss and moan about them ever again.

Wendy's should respond with a gravy-and-cheese-curd Frosty.

McDonald's should sell onion rings.