Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

It's year 10 of this already?!


1. Undertale creator made a wrestling promo for Kenny Omega (NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 13, 4 Jan 19)

Bending the rules for a slow week.


Stray Observations

  • "Derek Jeter was hitting on you? I know you don't like men, Nicole, but you could've at least gotten a gift bag." (Fresh Off the Boat, S05E09)
  • "Let's crack open those Case Logics." (Fresh Off the Boat, S05E09)
  • "Maybe you're not even Will Smith. You're Carlton." (Fresh Off the Boat, S05E09)
  • "Okay, Grandma, let's kick this off big Willie style."
    [Grandma slaps cassette out of Eddie's hand]
    "Hey! What was that for?"
    "You're tougher than I thought. You have graduated to Mase." (Fresh Off the Boat, S05E09)
  • "Maybe Topher's just out there raiding Cheesecake Factory dumpsters for breakfast."
    "[sigh] I'd even settle for Islands." (Runaways, S02E05)
  • "She is beautiful and smart. Yes, I know I'm talking about a computer."
    "No, I get it. Kinda how I felt about my first lacrosse stick. I spent hours just…taping the shaft. I even strung the pocket myself. [pause] Stringing the pocket is very personal."
    "Well, not to take anything away from your…taped shaft, but my lady here is gonna help me take down that construction site once and for all. Crack this open for me?"
    [pause]
    "It really is called a 'shaft.'" (Runaways, S02E05)
  • "There's no 'I' in team, Alex. [pause] Coach Alphona told me that one." (Runaways, S02E09)
  • Runaways Season 2 Grade: C
  • Single take bottle episode (Champaign ILL, S01E07)
  • "We didn't jack each other off! We showed each other our own cum!" (Champaign ILL, S01E08)
  • "I know that everything that comes out of my mouth sounds like a joke, and that's a gift and a burden." (Champaign ILL, S01E08)

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