40. The Seattle crowd boos Kevin Owens and Elias into oblivion (WWE Raw, 10-01-18)
- "I Wandered Lonely as a Cloud" by William Wordsworth (Shameless, S09E04)
- Mac and Charlie beat the unholy crap out of a gang of children (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S13E05)
- "I'm not boy crazy. I've never felt more boy sane." (Bob's Burgers, S09E01)
"No loud noises."
"I'll tell my butt." (Bob's Burgers, S09E01)
- "I could go for another visit to the boy-ffet." (Bob's Burgers, S09E01)
"What's a Weinstein?"
"Being manipulative and pathetic."
"About the only way I ever get sex is being manipulative and pathetic."
"You ever jack off into a potted plant? Ask for massages wearing an open bathrobe? Hmm? Rape a couple dozen?"
"Then you're probably an Ansari."
"What's an Ansari?"
"That's just being a dick." (Shameless, S09E04)
"You're a congressman again. What are you going to do?"
"Absolutely nothing." (Shameless, S09E04)
Chris Partlow's computer-generated pelvis (The Deuce, S02E04)
"What?" (The Deuce, S02E04)
- "Hey, dad, I lost my tooth in my breakfast panini." (Kidding, S01E04)
- "I can't replace Jeff with a Styrofoam head and then look him in the eye over osso buco." (Kidding, S01E04)
- "And then I loved her in the pussy." (Kidding, S01E04)
- "Hate doesn't punish who you think it does." (Kidding, S01E04)
"The world is a perfect circle of endless possibilities."
"It's not a circle. It's a hole." (Kidding, S01E04)
- "I mean, look at us. 30. Single. Black. Out here thriving. Looking like all three Jennifer Hudsons." (Insecure, S03E08)
- Insecure Season Grade: C
- "Tear-jerking dramas like Love, Actually and BASEketball." (WWE SmackDown LIVE, 10-02-18)
- "I am a 2018 Range Rover woman!" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S13E05)
"Do you know how much weird stuff has happened because of your little experiment? England left Europe. That Hugh Jackman musical about P.T. Barnum, it made like 400 million dollars. Also, the Jacksonville Jaguars are good now."
"I'm serious! They're going to make the playoffs! Blake Bortles is…kind of okay, maybe? I don't know, it's…being debated amongst experts." (The Good Place, S03E03)
"I mean, because of you, Byron Allen owns the Weather Channel now."
"Is, is that bad?"
"I don't know, but it's weird, man!" (The Good Place, S03E03)
- "Everyone was there for some other book – boy witch – written by a homeless British teacher, of all things!" (Fresh Off the Boat, S05E01)
- "Whoa. An RV's no place to be sad…" (Fresh Off the Boat, S05E01)
Legion Admiral Fukuyama costume? (Into the Dark: The Body, S01E01)
- "Oh, shit, man! I was just on VentureBeat's list of 40 under 40! I can't die like this!" (Into the Dark: The Body, S01E01)
- "He's like Tracy Morgan. I don't know if he knows he's being funny, but he's fucking funny." (Big Mouth, S02E01)
"What is that? An undershirt?"
"Uhh, it's Kirkland Signature? They also make water." (Big Mouth, S02E02)
"What do you know, Fillion? You're just a sex symbol for nerds and geriatrics!"
"And you have way more hair than you really need!" (Big Mouth, S02E02)
- Golf Lundgren (Big Mouth, S02E04)
- "Get out!" (Big Mouth, S02E05)
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