Idea: Juul Camel.
You know what you never see in unearthed tweets? The word "kike." It has seemingly been eradicated from discourse, like smallpox, whereas "nigger" and "faggot" persist, like measles and pertussis, because of irresponsible parents.
[searches Adam Riff™'s archive for "nigger"]
[searches Adam Riff™'s archive for "faggot"]
I can never be in the news.
Haunted House Idea: In one room, two black men barbecuing. In another, a black girl selling water. Every room is just black people doing mundane stuff.