Combine your zodiac symbol with your Chinese zodiac animal.

A: Dog scales. Meh.

Dragon produces the best combinations.

Libra + Dragon = Dragon scale.
Gemini + Dragon = Jackie Chan film or NES beat-'em-up game.
Virgo + Dragon = Daenerys Targaryen.

Napoleon Dynamite's favourite animal = Leo + Tiger.

Haribo variant or Metal Gear Solid remake for Gamecube = Gemini + Snake.

Mortal kombatants = Scorpio + Snake.

An unbelievable story = Rooster + Taurus.

Against the groin = Rooster + Aquarius. Water bearer = cup.