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Date Archives June 2018
Go somewhere else to commit suicide
What is this Johnny Depp film? A Tupac/Biggie project? Another one?! All the Money in the World : FX's Trust :: City of Lies : USA's Unsolved. Michael Douglas?
Never trust a big butt and a smile
10 years ago today, Beastie Boy Adam Yauch's documentary Gunnin' For That #1 Spot was released. The film follows eight of the USA's then-premiere high school basketball players on the fast track to the NBA. Welp, they didn't amount to much, but all but one…
Dreaming from Palmdale
This supercut is delightful: related: God of War, "BOY!" Supercut.
His Breath Smell Like Uno Cards
SEATBELT PSYCHIC surprises unsuspecting ride-share passengers with readings featuring world-renowned medium Thomas John. Cash Cab. Cash Cab but with karaoke. Cash Cab but with psychic readings. What else? uberPOOL Escape Room: Work together with strangers to unlock the passenger doors of a limousine. Megabus Murder…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
25. Pony Play (Desus and Mero, 06-20-18) Honourable Mention Charles Barkley's CRAZY answer… ain't so crazy? (Celebrity Family Feud, S04E02) Really Big Baller (Desus and Mero, 06-19-18) Stray Observations (Claws, S02E02) ♫: Awkwafina – "My Vag" (Claws, S02E02) "Humans will always choose what they understand…
Penis Hernandez
Combine your zodiac symbol with your Chinese zodiac animal. A: Dog scales. Meh. Dragon produces the best combinations. Libra + Dragon = Dragon scale. Gemini + Dragon = Jackie Chan film or NES beat-'em-up game. Virgo + Dragon = Daenerys Targaryen. Napoleon Dynamite's favourite animal…
Yourself or a troll behind a keyboard
Sooo Eric Andre re-skinned his Adult Swim show with Derrick Beckles as host and FRED DURST as its resident DJ. The Mountain Goats – "Song for Sasha Banks"
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
24. Haller vs. Farouk (Legion, S02E11) ♫: "Behind Blue Eyes" in Farsi Stray Observations Joe Pera's musical about the Rat Wars of Alberta, Canada (Joe Pera Talks With You, S01E08) Dan Le Batard Show crew attempts American Ninja Warrior course (06-13-18) Stray Observations "What about…