Date Archives June 2018

Penis Hernandez

Combine your zodiac symbol with your Chinese zodiac animal. A: Dog scales. Meh. Dragon produces the best combinations. Libra + Dragon = Dragon scale. Gemini + Dragon = Jackie Chan film or NES beat-'em-up game. Virgo + Dragon = Daenerys Targaryen. Napoleon Dynamite's favourite animal…

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Meme Lord

The player character is a bottlenose dolphin who travels through time to combat hostile extraterrestrials in Earth's oceans and on an alien spacecraft. That's the premise of Ecco the Dolphin?! I never played it. Maneater is a Single-Player Action RPG, set in the unforgiving waters…

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