The 14 Craziest Movie Posters in Cannes The 20 Craziest Movie Posters at Cannes 2018 Oh, that's Donnie Yen in a fat suit playing Sammo Hung's character in the original? A legendary Yahoo! Answer becomes a major motion picture! [source] Failing to trend: Selfie from…
Date Archives May 2018
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
19. Speedballing (Patrick Melrose, S01E01) Honourable Mention Barry and Chris in the car (Barry, S01E07) David watches a mouse sing Bryan Ferry's "Slave to Love" (Legion, S02E06) Marilyn's post-mortem fate (The Americans, S06E07) Stray Observations "That's impossible!" "You know I hate the word 'impossible' unless…
Play the Goddamned Part
// Billings, MT Unfortunate name. Oh, he named his son Harry? I wouldn't classify boba and rolled ice cream as "such" to burgers. If Manchu Wok is Panda Express adjace, then what is Flaming Wok? Rory: Taco Time? At some locations, Pizza Hut is literally…
Sprout God
[watching the Spring Baking Championship season finale] "Geode cakes are a big trend right now." They are? [googles "geode cake"]
fucks the sky
[browsing AirBNBs in Toronto] Start-Up Design Hostel Queen West #203 Is the toilet in the shower? Yup – as is the sink! Flakeboard, eh?
Proposed NBA Playoffs Improvements
Previously on Adam Riff™: MLB Consultant (Jul 2012) Fantasy NHL Commissioner (Apr 2011) 1. The winning team of a series gets to add one member of the losing team to its bench. So, for example: The Rockets beat the Timberwolves in the first round and…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
18. A Kanye Place (Saturday Night Live, S43E19) Honourable Mention '80s Music Video (Saturday Night Live, S43E19) Barbie Instagram (Saturday Night Live, S43E19) Prince O'Palities (Dear White People, S02E05) Stray Observations "Evil sees me as one of them." "So, you're like Kane." "That's what I…
Hardly Any Diggity
[browsing Snowfall lead Damson Idris' IMDb page] That synopsis. Written and directed by Simon Adebisi! Based on his childhood! Wikipedia » Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje » Early life and education: As a teenager facing a cultural identity crisis, he joined a local skinhead gang in order to…
Which brings me to the sex robots
// Billings, MT "You have Uber here?" My wonder never ceased in the Magic City. "You have an H&M?" "You have a trampoline park?" "You have plastic surgeons?" "Another Tenacious D song? I'm surprised at their Q Score with this crowd." Saturday night karaoke at…