Disintegration

// Chicago, IL

You don't associate the name "Five Below" with discounted products, though. I think of an ice bar.

Uber Driver: If you don't mind me asking, of what origin are you?
Jon: Uhh… Taiwanese/Japanese.
Uber Driver: Oh. Because you look Latino.

Is it this haircut I'm trying out?


Lyft Driver: [sees my destination is in Pilsen] Are you headed to work?
Jon: No, heh, brunch.
Lyft Driver: Do you speak Spanish?
Jon: Uhh… Un poco.

Chad: Have you been to WhirlyBall?
Jon: No. It's like Dave and Buster's, right?
Chad: It's…lacrosse on bumper cars.

What is that smell on N Halsted between W Kinzie and W Wayman?

Off to Montana.

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