16. "I Want It That Way" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S05E17)
- Glengarry Glen Ross (Barry, S01E04)
- Text adventure (Legion, S02E03)
- Jay Chandrasekhar (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S05E16)
- "You're a muscler, I'm a boner." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S05E17)
"Look, cutting all ties to Deedee and FirstSight will definitely send a strong message to Colin, and it might be the only way, like killing somebody to prove you're not a narc, or showing a john your genitals to prove you're a legitimate male prostitute and not an undercover cop."
"Because cops aren't allowed to do that, and worst case scenario, the john walks off with a free peek." (Silicon Valley, S05E04)
- Donald Duck callback (Silicon Valley, S05E04)
- "Hey! Francine! This crazy man know Judd Hirsch!" (Barry, S01E04)
"Can I get one of those with cheese?"
"Absolutely, Jon Hamm."
"Can I take a shit in your house?" (Barry, S01E04)
- "If that Chicken à la King is not the best piece of poultry you've ever had in your mouth, you can kick me right in the genitals. I mean, where are you going at this time of night anyway? Gonna throw your fedora up on a hat rack? Share a warm beer with your parakeet?" (Barry, S01E04)
- ♫: Little Richard – "Hurry Sundown" (Trust, S01E04)
- "Are you seriously streaming ESPN+ right now?" (Black-ish, S04E20)
- "You may invite your gaggle of Kelseys and Callies and other girls whose names pumpkin when they turn 30." (LA to Vegas, S01E13)
"Artem ate all the blankets off the pigs."
"Now I'm full and you are cold." (LA to Vegas, S01E13)
"Try to make it look like a salad."
"Avocado, honey, oatmeal – where'd you get all this from?"
"I raided your beauty drawer."
"My quail eggs!"
"I also raided your earthquake kit."
"My preserved quail eggs!" (LA to Vegas, S01E13)
"Okay, Bernard, what do you think?"
"It needs more eye cream." (LA to Vegas, S01E13)
"Special thanks to Bernard for allowing this many carbs and saturated fats into his home."
"Yes, I've always enjoyed eating foods that are given out for free if a team makes free throws." (LA to Vegas, S01E13)
"A little room fire? That seems safe."
"Oh, don't worry, I got this. [sniffs] Oh, I should've known that was whiskey." (New Girl, S07E01)
- "Keep your eyes out for a cow." (Legion, S02E03)
"I lost custody of my kids last time I got arrested."
"What'd you get arrested for?"
"Beating my kids." (The Last O.G., S01E03)
- "Nobody wants somebody famous to look just like them." (Atlanta, S02E08)
Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: The Deuce
The New AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Barry