"ALT 105.3 New Music Discovery: MISSIO – 'Everybody Gets High.'"
♫ Once upon a time in a land far away
There lived a little boy and he drank all day
Friends called him stupid and his brothers called him gay
Emptied all the bottles 'til the pain went away ♫
Isn't this the same group behind that "middle fingers in the air" song?
Yup, same group.
♫ I used to drink whiskey, now I'm stuck with Perrier
I'm an alcoholic, middle fingers in the air
I'm a starving artist nowhere close to millionaire
I prefer my Kia, middle fingers in the air ♫
How old is this lyricist?
What was I doing when I was 26?
Previously on Adam Riff™ (March 2009):