Pacific Goons

What is this hoodie doing here?

A Hamilton hoodie.

Did Stan [my brother] see Hamilton? Always buying souvenir clothing…


Stan: Hey, this is yours.

My brother hands me said Hamilton hoodie.

Jon: Uhh… Okay…

Did he buy me a Hamilton hoodie? Why would he do that? Did it not fit him? Did one of his friends not want his or hers?


My Father: Hey, is this hoodie yours?
Jon: Uhh…

My father inspects said Hamilton hoodie.

Jon: If you want it, you can have it.
My Father: Sweet!

Had he been eyeing that hoodie?

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