What is this hoodie doing here?
A Hamilton hoodie.
Did Stan [my brother] see Hamilton? Always buying souvenir clothing…
Stan: Hey, this is yours.
My brother hands me said Hamilton hoodie.
Jon: Uhh… Okay…
Did he buy me a Hamilton hoodie? Why would he do that? Did it not fit him? Did one of his friends not want his or hers?
My Father: Hey, is this hoodie yours?
My father inspects said Hamilton hoodie.
Jon: If you want it, you can have it.
My Father: Sweet!
Had he been eyeing that hoodie?