Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

42. Unauthorized Chinese Restaurant Wedding (Nathan For You, S04E03)

Honourable Mention

  • Rodney and Candy (The Deuce, S01E05)
  • Monologue (Mr. Robot, S03E01)

Stray Observations

  • "Ain't nobody wanna fuck a girl named Bernice." (The Deuce, S01E05)
  • "Don't you dare eat his butt!"
    "I will eat his butt! Put the gun down!" (The Last Man on Earth, S04E02)
  • "This is a hooker smock is what you got on." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S09E02)
  • "Good luck with the fatwa." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S09E02)
  • "Ru-dy Giu-li-a-niiiiii!" (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S09E02)
  • "I'm not even gonna bring up the fact you're fucking in your goddamn glasses." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S09E02)
  • "The way he relaxes is the way all men relax. It's called 'ejaculation.'" (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S09E02)
  • "He can't masturbate. He can't make it come out."
    "He can't go left?"
    "No, he can't go to his left. Can you go to your left?"
    "Eh, nobody can." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S09E02)
  • "My name is Chappie Johnson and I can't open this damn pickle jar!" (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S09E02)
  • "I did a hooker mitzvah! It's a hooker mitzvah." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S09E02)
  • ♫: Perfume Genius – "Queen" (Vice Principals, S02E04)
  • "Excuse me. May I come in for a glass of water?"
    "No. Your dehumidifier is full. Drink that." (Fresh Off the Boat, S04E02)
  • "How are the thank you notes going?"
    "Good! Here: 'Babies hate pewter spoons. Kill yourself.'" (Black-ish, S04E02)
  • "She's gonna be okay."
    "Are you sure? She put sunscreen and a steak knife in Diane's lunchbox today."
    "Turns out I needed both at recess!" (Black-ish, S04E02)
  • "Follow the flan." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S05E03)
  • "All he took was a shipment of $1000 Weezys designed by Little Wayne."
    "Oh, it's Lil."
    "Oh, like Lillian. Lillian Wayne, okay…" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S05E03)
  • "Jake, can you please spiral a little quieter? Nicolaj is still asleep, and if he hears two men arguing in the next room, he might think he's getting sold again." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S05E03)
  • "People like Mr. Anderson and Trump are not the garbage. They are the flies that the garbage has drawn." (American Horror Story, S07E06)
  • "A young man's certainty is also his burden. I'm gonna relieve you of both." (American Horror Story, S07E06)
  • "Knowing stuff has no value anymore, not when the answer is in my back pocket or sitting on my desk. The youth has it figured out. The future will be filled with beautiful idiots who just want to feel." (American Horror Story, S07E06)
  • "No one's gonna believe any of that!"
    "Mm. Of course they will. It's on Facebook." (American Horror Story, S07E06)
  • "Those kids… I mean, yeah, they were puking their guts out or eating cat food for BJs, but they were just hanging out together and that was enough." (You're the Worst, S04E07)
  • Mute button for life (Mr. Robot, S03E01)
  • "A millennial is someone who's only been torturing people for 1000 years." (The Good Place, S02E05)
  • "It's Chinese for 'Japan.'" (The Good Place, S02E05)
  • "Focus on something great, like the Sharper Image catalog. What can't those guys ionize?" (The Good Place, S02E05)
  • "Mi torture es su torture." (The Good Place, S02E05)
  • "So you won't be around? But you're my mentor… Could you appear in the clouds when I have a moral conundrum?"
    "I do have Mufasa technology, but it's very expensive." (Great News, S02E03)
  • "You know, from Law and Order. In England, it's called Barristers and Decorum." (Great News, S02E03)
  • Pervert's high five (Great News, S02E03)
  • ♫: Yellow Ostrich – "Fog" (Better Things, S02E05)
  • ♫: "Mambo No. 5" (Nathan For You, S04E03)
  • Louisiana accent (Nathan For You, S04E03)
  • "I was reminded of the vows we had taken at that Chinese restaurant." (Nathan For You, S04E03)
  • "Can I take you to see Natural Born Killers?" (Halt and Catch Fire, S04E09)
  • "What the hell is Yahoo?" (Halt and Catch Fire, S04E09)
  • ♫: Beck – "Beercan" (Halt and Catch Fire, S04E10)
  • "Oh, she's doing these college-level C++ classes. It's one night a week at Foothill." (Halt and Catch Fire, S04E10)
  • ♫: Peter Gabriel – "Solsbury Hill" (Halt and Catch Fire, S04E10)
  • Halt and Catch Fire Season Grade: C
  • "This new girl, she take it up the ass?"
    "We haven't really discussed it."
    "Ask her. An asshole will suck your cock right in – literally. It's like a hole that sucks. [makes slurping sound] It's easy. But when you fuck somebody in the neck, it's entirely the opposite. It's nothing but resistance. It's really difficult. You feel this? Feel it. It's all muscle. Cartilaginous." (Mindhunter, S02E02)
  • "To your fellatio skills." (Mindhunter, S02E07)

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: The Deuce
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Nathan For You


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