// Seattle, WA

Chris: I've lived below both frat boys and sorority girls. I preferred living below the frat boys.
Jon: Oh?
Mike: Because of the shoes the sorority girls wore for parties.

Chris: Did you like Wonder Woman?
Jon: It was okay.
Chris: I didn't like it. Well, I didn't like what I've seen. I haven't finished it yet. While watching it last night, I felt the urge to watch another film and switched.
Jon: Which other film?
Chris: MacGruber.

Chris: HE ASSEMBLES A TEAM OF WRESTLERS AND THEY BLOW UP!
Chris: BIG SHOW KISSES A MAN!!!