// Chicago, IL
Yosi: I'll meet you all at Fat Rice tonight. I have to speak at an event beforehand as a favour to an alderman friend of mine.
Jon: You're friends with an alderman? You should invite him or her to dinner with us.
Yosi: Will do.
Yosi enters the restaurant alone.
Jon: Where's the alderman?
Yosi: He's coming. He lives nearby.
A dapper Latino bloke enters the restaurant.
He's the alderman?!
Jon: How old are you?
Jon: And you represent Logan Square?
The next day, who do I see on the cover of the Chicago Reader but Yosi's alderman friend:
Had I known that the new face of socialism would be joining us for dinner, I would have requested jamón ibérico.