27. Big Ballers (WWE Raw, 06-26-17 / Desus and Mero, 06-27-17)
- Shootout (Preacher, S02E01)
- The Nine Inch Nails (Twin Peaks, S03E08)
"Would this jog your memory, though, particularly if a cop came in asking?"
"Sure would not."
"How you like me now, Jeff?"
"Not much better."
"What if we add a hummer?" (Claws, S01E03)
- "Richard, these are real people, with real crotches, and they're burning." (Silicon Valley, S04E10)
- "I will not do anything illegal nor unethical, and I will not lie. I already have upwards of 50 burnt perinea on my conscience, Richard. That's enough!" (Silicon Valley, S04E10)
- Silicon Valley Season Grade: C-
"The band is getting back together again!"
"Who CC'd Mike?
"I get it. I'm Ringo."
"No, Amy's Ringo. You're Mark David Chapman's bullet." (Veep, S06E10)
- Veep Season Grade: D+
- "They do not put foreskins in face creams. You'd feel those itty-bitty foreskins on you!" (Preacher, S02E01)
- "Could be a shiteload of foreskin in this here ice cream for all we know." (Preacher, S02E02)
- "You know there's only three options for any random mass shooting: ISIS, racist white, Asian pushed to the brink by his tiger mom." (The Carmichael Show, S03E06)
- "I'm taping this, just so you know. If you shoot anyone, you probably'll keep your job, but it's gonna be a rough couple of weeks." (The Carmichael Show, S03E06)
- "Never blow another man noodles!" (Hood Adjacent with James Davis, S01E01)
(Hood Adjacent with James Davis, S01E01)
The New AR™TV World Drama Champion: Twin Peaks
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: The Carmichael Show