25. David Bowie followed me on Twitter / Stones do Shakespeare (The Trip [to Spain], S03E03/04)
- Little person ice pick hitman (Twin Peaks, S03E06)
- Mark's football analogies (Masterchef, S08E03)
- Ice cream on the toilet (Fargo, S03E09)
- "My first studio apartment was a cozy uterus." (Bob's Burgers, S07E22)
- Diane! (Twin Peaks, S03E06)
- RT: The ice pick hit man in this week's Twin Peaks was staying at the same motel Gloria Burgle was at earlier this season of Fargo (Twin Peaks, S03E06)
- ♫: Sharon Van Etten – "Tarifa" (Twin Peaks, S03E06)
"I was a king once."
"I was. Then they made me a bird. Then Mother Church came along and turned us all into saints, and trolls, and faeries. General Mills did the rest." (American Gods, S01E07)
"Oh, I didn't know you had a brother."
"Bruce was his stillborn twin."
"He had a huge heart."
"Missing all its valves, though." (Veep, S06E08)
- "9-11, bitches! We're gonna fly two planes into the club!" (Veep, S06E08)
- "Dan, you've heard the old saying, 'You gotta keep your friends close and make your enemies take you out to Guy Fieri's restaurant in Times Square'?" (Veep, S06E08)
"He said he talked to Quartie, who said he took to you like a hog to persimmons."
"Is that a good thing?"
"Well, they cause diarrhea in hogs." (Veep, S06E08)
- The Handmaid's Tale Season Grade: C+
- "The problem is not that there is evil in the world; the problem is that there is good. Because otherwise, who would care?" (Fargo, S03E09)
"When she said he makes chorizo like his grandmother, is that what she looked like?"
"No, Rob. It means the way his grandmother used to make it."
"Fine, well, I think she should be more clear, because I'm picturing a grizzled old woman with the external appearance of chorizo." (The Trip [to Spain], S03E02)
- "I was a grown man before I felt a firm sprout in my mouth." (The Trip [to Spain], S03E03)
- "Eddie Redmayne, the name, is the sort of name that an upper middle class girl would give to her pony. 'Father [it's a chestnut mare], may I ride Eddie Redmayne this weekend?' 'You may, darling. Would you like me to get Mr. Hiddleston out of the stable too?" (The Trip [to Spain], S03E04)
- The Trip [to Spain] Season Grade: C-
Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Fargo
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: The Carmichael Show