I kinda want these casual/lifestyle Klay Thompson shoes: Rory: What do the tongues say? Jon: "Rocco is my baby." Jon: Or… "Is my baby Rocco[?]" Oh, it's only $55.00 USD! post the most mid-2000s video games webcomic you can find
Date Archives June 2017
Handle My Lightweight
Seems like it would work better as an Oreo. Oh, Key lime pie Oreos exist, with an unappetizing-looking filling. Who associates light green food colouring with lime? You think of mint! Also, Key lime pie filling is yellow. Key lime pie Twizzlers are part of…
Lil Intro Vert
Ladies and gentlemen, the easiest $1,000,000 win in game show history: Come ON! If you're not gonna use a deep cut for the $1,000,000 song, then at least use a song with a commonly mistaken title, like "Baba O'Riley." Speaking of beating Shazam, the end…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
26. Roller's Funeral (Claws, S01E02) Honourable Mention Stephen A. Smith Goes After Phil Jackson (Desus and Mero, 06-22-17) Training montage (GLOW, S01E07) Stray Observations "You don't pay a whore to bang; you pay her to leave." (Claws, S01E02) RT: BRB. Encasing my monitor in wood…
Slangin this wood in my pants
National. Gay. Flag Football. Championships. I'm guessing your avatar jerks off? But what's vintage about jerking off?
I'll break your neck so you can watch your back
Previously on Adam Riff™: Apropos of nothing, I re-scored Westworld's opening credits with The Weeknd's "Starboy" Apropos of nothing, I re-scored The Wire's opening credits with Ed Sheeran's "Shape of You" Apropos of nothing, I re-scored The Leftovers' opening credits with Katy Perry's "Chained to…
Miserable America
Mountain Dew = neutral Baja Blast = lawful good Code Red = chaotic…neutral? I'm not familiar enough with Mountain Dews to do a Mountain Dew alignment. I can do a Coke one, though! Lawful Good Cherry Coke Neutral Good Coke Zero Chaotic Good Mexican Coke…
Everybody loves a carnival
Fictional DJs of 2017: 1. Asian DJ/secret agent 2. Swedish DJ/detective 3. James Van Der Beek as Diplo (with Dillon Francis playing someone named "Randy")
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
25. David Bowie followed me on Twitter / Stones do Shakespeare (The Trip [to Spain], S03E03/04) Honourable Mention Little person ice pick hitman (Twin Peaks, S03E06) Mark's football analogies (Masterchef, S08E03) Ice cream on the toilet (Fargo, S03E09) Stray Observations "My first studio apartment was…
I Don't Like Shit, I Don't Go Outside
The 25 Best Films of the 21st Century So Far. – The New York Times Having not seen their list, I offer my own: Steven: I want The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada and Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance over Oldboy. Jon: Yeeah… About that… 25….