// Charlotte, NC

The DVD selection in my AirBNB was…eclectic:

An unopened Caddyshack II!

1-800-got-a similar logo and colour scheme.

Guy Roofing is "the official roofing contractor of the Carolina Panthers."

THE GREATEST NAME IN FLAGS.

I notice a sign on the counter while being rung up at a state liquor store.

Jon: [to cashier] You keep Hennessy behind the counter?!
Cashier: [nods]