16. Braun Strowman savagely attacks Roman Reigns (WWE Raw, 04-10-17) Honourable Mention Downriver Ale / Little Caesars / Chrysler Pacifica ads (Detroiters, S01E10) Stray Observations Homeland Season Grade: D John Waters as William Castle (Feud, S01E06) "Does the syntax concern anyone else here at the…
Date Archives April 2017
You've lost your life
I called the number and an answering machine answered.
Hold My Beer
Previously on Adam Riff™ (July 2008): Apparently [Tony] Jaa walked off the set [of Ong Bak 2] two months ago, stressed over the work load of his directorial debut. Some reports say that Jaa has retreated to some remote caves in northern Thailand to meditate…
New Wave, cold-filtered, low-calorie dry
Restaurants From Seinfeld, It's Always Sunny in Philadephia, and South Park Will Come to Life in San Francisco Raisins is Hooters. Mister Jiu's is Chinese. Why not use City Wok? And how can you approximate South Park in San Francisco without a pop-up Vernacular? Or…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
15. Roadblock: Shamir's Testicles (The Amazing Race, S29E02) Stray Observations "I lost the year 1996 to schnapps. I still don't know what the Macarena is." (Bob's Burgers, S07E16) "It's definitely not a him because it has babies." "Oh, a gay raccoon can't have babies?" "Oh,…
Pyrrhic Victory
Shit, it's April 6? I've celebrated it incorrectly this whole time? [grumbling] Eight years ago TODAY, I launched The Agony of Defeat on a whim, and over 10,000 posts and a stint contributing to ESPN.com's Page 2 later, I'm throwing in the towel. It began…
Cannibal hymns of the bourgeoisie
This is Coachella? How The Coachella Party Scene Is Shaping Up So Far Five Victoria's Secret Angels will be hosting a private bash, complete with beauty stations. The event is over at 6 p.m., which gives guests plenty of time to hit the Polo Fields…
The Boys of Summer
Zach Braff directed this?! It's the third film in both Morgan Freeman and Zach Braff's "aging" trilogies. Adam Sandler's third film (of eight!) for Netflix drops next week. Can it top the 0% and 5% Rotten Tomatoes ratings for his previous two films (both for…