[browsing celebrity guests for this year's Silicon Valley Comic Con]
Pam Grier? The dude who played Mr. McFeely on Mister Rogers' Neighborhood?
Comic cons have become county fairs for actors.
There was an Asian girl on Stranger Things?
Who ARE these people? And why would anyone want to meet them?
[pause]
Magic! had a number one single and can't even headline live entertainment at a marijuana convention.
Canna-cons have quietly become comic cons for reggae and rap artists.
So long as canna-cons exist, Bob Marley's grandchildren will never want for anything.
Oh, 311 is headlining Cannabis Cup Nor-Cal. Come original!