A Moon Shaped Poo

// Brooklyn, NY

Jon: Hi. The water in my bathroom isn't heating up past lukewarm.
Front Desk: Did you let it run for 10-15 minutes?
Jon: [pause]


I dislike how most hotels don't provide liquid hand soap.

For one thing, I perceive liquid soap to be more effective at sanitising my hands after wiping my butt than solid soap.

Moreover, washing my face with the same bar of soap that I wash my hands with after wiping my butt is unsavoury to me.

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