// Brooklyn, NY Jon: Hi. The water in my bathroom isn't heating up past lukewarm. Front Desk: Did you let it run for 10-15 minutes? Jon: [pause] I dislike how most hotels don't provide liquid hand soap. For one thing, I perceive liquid soap to…
Date Archives November 2016
Those who hate Los Angeles have never been in love
Put a sriracha bottle on it! Sriracha bottle is the "Warriors blew a 3-1 lead" of design. No one wants socks or a skateboard deck with a Tapatio label on it? Rory: Oh, those exist too… Idea: Red Sriracha bottle condom with a green tip….
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
48. Kelly vs. Evil Ash Puppet (Ash vs. Evil Dead, S02E08) Stray Observations "Well, our boyfriend is coming over any minute, and he has a Bowflex!" (Bob's Burgers, S07E05) "Okay, Gene, I have a plan." "Great. I have diarrhea." (Bob's Burgers, S07E05) "Oh, God. I…
Blank Face
How does he have a daughter?
Wish You Were Beer
Why didn't anyone tell me about this? Pepe: Have you seen The Purge? Jon: Yes. Pepe: I just met with the company that produced it. Jon: Oh, [redacted]. Pepe: Yes. They want me to write an immigration-related horror film inspired by my life. Jon: Erm……
Eater's Digest: Philadelphia 4
Previously on Adam Riff™: Eater's Digest: Philadelphia 3 October 2016 beiler's bakery / itv / the sidecar bar and grille / skygarten / royal sushi and izakaya / south philly barbacoa / stock / little baby's ice cream / destination dogs A low-key birthday jaunt….
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
47. Shawshank Redemption Role Play (The Last Man on Earth, S03E06) Honourable Mention Frog Trick for Drake, Steph Curry, and Dave Chappelle (David Blaine: Beyond Magic) Clueless Gamer: "Final Fantasy XV" with Elijah Wood (Conan, 11-14-16) N.W.A. Family Tree (Fresh Off the Boat, S03E05) Anderson…
Private Poverty
On the third day of Jizzmas, my true love gave to me: three genitals jousting two panties battling and a cartridge of Leisure Suit Larry!
Let's just kiss 'til we're naked
Previously on Adam Riff™ (Sep 2014): I have never seen it, but Training Day seems like an odd film for marketers to keep referencing. over a decade of training day references I like how End of Watch is deemed worthy enough to be referenced, but…