Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

43. Invisible Car (Atlanta, S01E08)

Honourable Mention

  • Diana Cross' death (American Horror Story, S06E06)
  • Paul = floor worm (You're the Worst, S03E08)
  • Black Jeopardy! (Saturday Night Live, S42E04)

Stray Observations

  • The young New Zealand actors' bad American accents (Ash vs. Evil Dead, S02E03)
  • Ian Gallagher (Son of Zorn, S01E04)
  • "Before I was a doctor, I was a production assistant on Living Single." (Son of Zorn, S01E04)
  • "Hummus sucks!" (Son of Zorn, S01E04)
  • "You know what? You're right, Alangulon. Not cool for an adult to do that to a kid, no. Hey, but you know what is cool? A little Blues Traveler!" (Son of Zorn, S01E04)
  • Young Anthony Hopkins (Westworld, S01E03)
  • "This pain… It's all I have left of him." (Westworld, S01E03)
  • Big Mouth Billy Bass alarm system (The Last Man on Earth, S03E03)
  • "I took all the bullet holes and I turned them into daisies. Watch your back, Martha Stewart [rest in peace]. And rather than get rid of all the angry messages, I thought maybe we should reclaim them. So instead of 'we're all going to die,' I wrote, 'we're all going to diet.'" (The Last Man on Earth, S03E03)
  • "Dear God, thank you for daddy Frank. He's the best new daddy we've ever had. And please let him let me be a boy named 'Dan' starting tomorrow." (Shameless, S07E03)
  • "Is you Khaleesi or that other bitch whose name I don't remember?" (Insecure, S01E02)
  • Commissary (Insecure, S01E02)
  • "Bought a bunch of new movies at the barbershop. Bootleg and chill?" (Insecure, S01E02)
  • "Lawrence, we are not about to be the black couple fighting in Rite-Aid." (Insecure, S01E02)
  • "We watch Lemonade, and then we go to Lemonade, and we eat." (Insecure, S01E02)
  • "Me and Nala were just about to go watch the Bare Bears."
    "Care Bears, daddy."
    "Uh-uh-uh-uh-uhhh! We use no C words, sweetheart. This a Blood house." (Insecure, S01E02)
  • "She know her A-B-Bs and shit." (Insecure, S01E02)
  • "I thought that was No Way Jose's less threatening cousin, Perhaps Not Jorge." (WWE Raw, 10-17-16)
  • The governor of Colorado chanting for Goldberg (WWE Raw, 10-17-16)
  • "Who do you work for, pizza man?!" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S04E05)
  • "Cabbage." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S04E05)
  • "30 grams of fat?! Hummus is dumb!" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S04E05)
  • "You remind me of my friend back in Indiana."
    "He was Chinese, wasn't he?" (Fresh Off the Boat, S03E02)
  • "Every time you smile, you're showing off your skeleton." (Channel Zero, S01E02)
  • Chinless James Ellsworth slipping out of AJ Styles' chinlock (WWE SmackDown Live, 10-18-16)
  • "Somebody smells like a Wendy's Double Stack." (Atlanta, S01E08)
  • "Question: Have you ever had to throw out another bouncer?"
    "How was it?"
    "Hard. He knew all the moves." (Atlanta, S01E08)
  • The usual type (Atlanta, S01E08)
  • ♫: Jeremih – "Impatient (feat. Ty Dolla $ign)" (Atlanta, S01E08)
  • "Ladies and gentlemen, Marcus Miles has just bought the entire bar tonight. So…we will no longer be serving drinks. He owns all the liquor in the club, and, uhh, I think he's leaving!" (Atlanta, S01E08)
  • Zoo Tycoon (Atlanta, S01E08)
  • "Nigerians, man…" (Atlanta, S01E08)
  • "Let's exchange information or something."
    "Yeah! You can follow me on Instagram."
    "Come on…"
    "I'm for real gonna check out your music on SoundCloud." (Atlanta, S01E08)
  • "I just don't scare people like you, man. Like, niggas know I drink juice and shit." (Atlanta, S01E08)
  • ♫: Baby Huey and the Baby Sitters – "Hard Times" (Atlanta, S01E08)
  • Miller High Life (Atlanta, S01E08)
  • "Hey, man, you should really practice better business habits." (Atlanta, S01E08)
  • "They don't really have haircuts in Thailand. Have you noticed how all Asian guys basically have the same hairstyle?" (Crazyhead, S01E01)
  • "Have you ever slept with a guy with cold semen? If a guy's possessed, the semen's cold." (Crazyhead, S01E01)
  • ♫: Weaves – "Drag Me Down" (Crazyhead, S01E01)
  • "She's come to take my Saturn!" (American Horror Story, S06E06)
  • "Let's come together as a school – and terraform Mars." (South Park, S20E05)
  • Zoo Entrepreneur (You're the Worst, S03E08)
  • "You got me in with the pot people. They're the worst people. Worse than people who study abroad or atheists." (You're the Worst, S03E08)
  • "There's an old Chinese proverb: Lies are like tigers – they are bad."
    "That's it?"
    "It's more poetic in Mandarin." (The Good Place, S01E07)
  • 24-year-old with a boy voice (Shark Tank, S08E05)
  • "A twat is not a butt." (Quarry, S01E07)
  • RT: If you liked David Pumpkins, please thank Streeter Seidell, the co-writer of Kevin Roberts. (Saturday Night Live, S42E04)
  • James Norton or Matt Saracen? (Black Mirror, S03E01)
  • James Norton's bad American accent (Black Mirror, S03E01)
  • Czech Home Improvement (Black Mirror, S03E01)
  • Cherry Jones oscillating the steering wheel while driving straight (Black Mirror, S03E01)
  • Big Ass Spider! (Black Mirror, S03E02)
  • ♫: Radiohead – "Exit Music (for a Film)" (Black Mirror, S03E03)
  • Bubble Bobble (Black Mirror, S03E04)
  • Black Mirror Season Grade: C

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Stranger Things
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Atlanta


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