Desert Trip

// Las Vegas, NV

While my Uber is stopped at a red light, I look to my right.

Does that say… Penis? Oh. Puppetry of the Penis. Oh. Erotic Heritage Museum.

"Home of the world's largest sex bike."

Sapphire Las Vegas is the world's largest strip club, offering "more than 70,000 square feet of topless entertainment."

[googles "world's smallest strip club"]

At Top Shot Las Vegas, you can shoot real guns at your friends:

The "futuristic" ammo is non-lethal.

Meanwhile, at Adventure Combat Ops, you can shoot zombies with real special operatives:


Ross has two stores on the Strip for some reason.

Idea: A Coca-Cola Freestyle machine, but for cocktails.

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