// Las Vegas, NV

What if his restaurant struggles?

Vegas's got America's Got Talent talent.

The Spa at Monte Carlo's specialty treatment is "the champagne and caviar facial, which reduces fine lines."

Aria not having a Cirque du Soleil show is like USC not having a men's soccer team.

Radiohead has only played Vegas twice, "opening for Tears for Fears in 1993 at the Aladdin—where a furious Thom Yorke reportedly kicked out half the stage lights—and again in 1995 at the old Joint, during a problem-plagued tour with Soul Asylum." #LastTimeTrumpPaidTaxes

Pikachus are the new Olafs. I saw two Pikachus side by side outside The Linq. Olafs aren't going away, though.

Where does one get an adult-sized Pikachu costume?

"When I grow up, I want to be a gondolier in an artificial indoor canal."

Adding dancing fountains outside the Wynn – really, Steve?

Bellagio adjace.

I feel like working in luxury retail here is an easy job, because I never see anyone in luxury retail stores, let alone buying stuff.

The restaurant in Trump's hotel is named "DJT."