Rory: ??? Jon: I'm the Asian dude on The Good Place! Jon Yu as Jianyu! Rory: What is this jack-o'-lantern? The letters A and F? Jon: When you put a candle inside, it's lit AF. Rory: [reading sign taped to bowl of candy] "I left…
Date Archives October 2016
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
44. "The year's most amazingly-directed television scene" (Quarry, S01E08) The first seven-and-a-half minutes is one unbroken take. There's two seams – one when the plane flies overhead, the second as he throws the grenade in and it explodes. Honourable Mention Amy distracts Raquel's brother (Crazyhead,…
Shikaka
Free association: California Lottery marketing
Liquid Dreams
Nerf Herder frontman Parry Gripp is 62 years old My neighbour has this inflatable R2-D2 Halloween decoration on his front lawn, and…I don't get it. What does R2-D2 have to do with Halloween? R2-D2 isn't even "holding" the jack-o'-lantern! The jack-o'-lantern is just in front…
My Man Mad Now
'A Stray': Film Review Barkhad Abdirahman ('Captain Phillips') plays a Somali immigrant who wanders the streets of Minneapolis trying to rid himself of a canine sidekick. Is Barkhad Abdi now going by his full name à la Papa Roach's Coby Dick/Jacoby Shaddix? No. Barkhad Abdi…
Devil's Night
INT. ADAM RIFF™ HEADQUARTERS – AFTERNOON Rory: Look what I got for our Halloween party: The Moscow Mule-flavoured chips! Rory: And to dip them in… Margarita-flavoured guacamole! Jon: Pair with avocado margaritas and Moscow Mules made with a potato vodka. Jon: I want some Robbie…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
43. Invisible Car (Atlanta, S01E08) Honourable Mention Diana Cross' death (American Horror Story, S06E06) Paul = floor worm (You're the Worst, S03E08) Black Jeopardy! (Saturday Night Live, S42E04) Stray Observations The young New Zealand actors' bad American accents (Ash vs. Evil Dead, S02E03) Ian Gallagher…
Chuck Norris with a thesaurus
Apropos of nothing, I re-scored Westworld's opening credits with The Weeknd's "Starboy": Jon: How many seasons do you think The Walking Dead will run? Rory: 12. Jon: Oof. I'd be 40 when it ends. Jon: Chris Hardwick would be 50. Jon: The Walking Dead is…
Eater's Digest: Austin, TX
September 2016 barley swine / lick honest ice creams / franklin barbecue / brew and brew / hotel san josé lounge / cheer up charlie's / the side bar / odd duck / noble sandwich co. / cow tipping creamery / torchy's tacos / sway…
Met a child molester in Worchester
There's a TV in the back playing episodes of Walker, Texas Ranger on loop. [source] related: Toronto's America Restaurant is located in the Trump International Hotel and Tower.