Jewelry and Firearms

// Austin, TX

Seems like every girl here is gluten-free.

Why am I being warned about the risks of drinking while pregnant in a men's washroom?

"Whiskey" without an E looks wrong.

A homeless dude slumped over in a wheelchair on the side of a highway exit ramp turned down my La Barbecue leftovers because of an upset stomach.

Great OutDogs is "the go-to place for outdoor-related dog gear." [pause] White people, amirite?

The Indian musical numbers and Indian music videos that precede Fantastic Fest screenings seemingly all feature a middle-aged-looking man with a mustache and dad bod singing and dancing with a horde of young women.

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