Live-Thog: Jason Bourne

The trailer for Jord's film should be attached, right?

This slowed-down dramatic cover of "When the Saints Go Marching In" is a bit much.

When life gives you Sully, make that trailer.

Trailers for Fox comedies stay featuring people getting hit in the face.

Never mind that it gives everything away, the trailer for Inferno uses a laughably basic typeface.

Ooh. Legendary. Is this Skull Island?

No, The Great Wall.

WHAT WERE THEY TRYING
TO KEEP OUT?
– actual film trailer copy

Wait, Skull Island is Warner Bros., not Universal. Its trailer would be attached to Suicide Squad.


Is Albert Finney still alive?

"Silicon Valley, California."

Oh. Vincent Cassel is in this.

Enhance!

Julia Stiles' line readings are…not good.

Well, that's one way to solve Julia Stiles' line readings.

The Capital Grille.

Is this German hacker dude a returning character?

Bourne's father is John Elway.

Naz and Box [The Night Of] are in this.

Conveniently available tracking devices and hidden cameras.

SOMETHING'S WRONG. CHARACTERS IN THIS FILM ONLY TEXT IN ALL CAPS.

Vincent Cassel shot both Naz and Box.

Evidently, they could only film this car chase on one block of Las Vegas Boulevard.

This Las Vegas Boulevard is like the eternal runway at the end of Furious 6.

Vegas geography is wonky. Bally's isn't anywhere near the Riviera.

Is that a whip? A whip just lying around…?

How have police not found them in this…underground area yet?

"Extreme Ways" royalties are back again…

OH baby, OH baby
Can eat well again, can eat well again
OH baby, OH baby
No more vegan ramen, vegan ramen

That was Alicia Vikander as Amy Santiago?

I have no idea what Alicia Vikander looks like in real life.

Bourne 6: Chloe O'Brian tracks Jason Bourne down to ask for his help extracting Jack Bauer from Russia. A Universal/Fox co-production.

Bourne 6 sets up a film about a supergroup of heroes from Universal/Fox intellectual properties: Jason Bourne + Aaron Cross + Luke Hobbs + Jack Bauer + John McClane + Bryan Mills.


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