Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

18. Boys in the hoods (United Shades of America, S01E01)

Honourable Mention

Stray Observations

  • "Fuck everyone who isn't us." (Game of Thrones, S06E01)
  • "Working class people don't get depression. Depression is a luxury of wealth and free time."
    "Depression is a disease of the opulent." (The Carmichael Show, S02E08)
  • "Your braids and aggressive demeanour tell us you've been through a lot of pain." (The Carmichael Show, S02E08)
  • "Hi, and welcome to the White Youth Focus TV show." (United Shades of America, S01E01)
  • "We don't think making Harrison more like West Africa is an improvement." (United Shades of America, S01E01)
  • "Did you guys put the sign up?"
    "Yeah–no." (United Shades of America, S01E01)

(Silicon Valley, S03E01)

  • "I'm a big fan."
    "Oh, really? Of what? Metamucil? Polio? The phonograph? A nice piece of fish? Segregated water fountains? Senior citizen discounts at Perkins family restaurants? Erectile dysfunction because of corroded penile arteries? Deviled eggs as an entrée? [pause] Liking Ike?" (Silicon Valley, S03E01)
  • "With your help, we think we can cut our 'stache lag to just…20-millisecond motion-to-photon?" (Silicon Valley, S03E01)
  • "I don't think we're 'symposium on race' desperate yet…" (Veep, S05E01)
  • "I LBJ'd you, okay? I'm the LBJ queen." (Veep, S05E01)
  • "Catherine, why is that your hair?" (Veep, S05E01)
  • Bar wordplay – white Russian, logger, bloody Mary (Mr. Pickles, S02E02)
  • "I was just making a Pop Tart bagel sandwich. The Pop Tarts were the bread, and the bagel was the meat." (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E20)
  • "Yes, Frank, that's my name – seafood." (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E20)
  • Jalen Rose (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E20)
  • "Bagel is a meat." (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E20)
  • Busta Rhymes with fake dreadlocks (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E20)
  • "Beans are nothing but soggy nuts." (New Girl, S05E17)
  • "Return of high Jess." (New Girl, S05E18)
  • "Stripper ass smells good." (Empire, S02E15)

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