Date Archives April 2016
Cena Elementary
The film adaptation of Ratchet and Clank opens on Friday. Wikipedia » List of films based on video games Hitman [2]: Agent 47 made $81 million? Need for Speed made $203 million?! Resident Evil [5]: Retribution made $240 million. Not sure why the next RE…
My mind is proud but it aches with rage
Is the answer "Jord"? [plays video] Yup. The answer is "Jord." Jon Wilcox: Real life is weird. Jon: Indeed.
A bitter form of refuge
Previously on Adam Riff™: I am chuffed to present Backwash, a podcast by Adam Robot and I. Episode 15: iTunes link 1. The Vegas Episode Yes, a whole episode on Las Vegas. recorded on March 6, 2016 #backwash I was thinking today… Not to play…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
17. Tina singing "Just What I Needed" (Bob's Burgers, S06E14) Honourable Mention Title Sequence (The Night Manager, S01E01) Stray Observations RT: Watch Zeke's eyes drop to Tina's chest the moment he first appears in the episode (Bob's Burgers, S06E14) "No one is gonna think you…
Sometimes it snows in April
Chris Hemsworth?! The most famous brother?! No pre-nup? Ponzi scheme? I was gonna Idea a Fox News cruise, but several conservative cruises already exist. For example: Of course it's a European river cruise through Axis countries. Of course. Idea: A Ted cruise that stops at…
Del Shannon – "Runaway"
While waiting to pick up the kids at school today, I browsed humour writing assignments pinned to a wall and… Detergent? Oh. It's a play on Divergent. They must swim in a pool of detergent? Continents shaped like detergent? DO BETTER, JONATHAN XUE. Wikipedia »…
Gentleman's Sweep
Idea: Craps and Furious – Fast and Furious-themed craps. Dominic Toretto is all about family, and no table game is more communal than craps. Fast and Furious 10 will reportedly be the final Fast and Furious film. Make two more Fast and Furious films so…
I'll drive my car without the brakes
[pause] Did anyone at Mars point out that this is also the mix of, like, 30 other countries? Idea: Skittles – Colour Blind Mix. Just red and green Skittles. Idea: Black Skittles. Promote them with a parody of "Black Skinhead." Four in the mornin', and…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
16. "Let's break into the FBI." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S03E22) Like the diner scene in Heat. Honourable Mention Chuck's Bracelet Story (Inside the NBA, 04-12-16) Stray Observations (The Last Man on Earth, S02E14) Lol at that cut to end credits (The Magicians, S01E13) The Magicians Season…