Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

10. Missing (Man Seeking Woman Woman Seeking Man, S02E09)


Honourable Mention


Stray Observations

  • A man cave-themed episode with William Shatner as judge (Cutthroat Kitchen, S11E14)
  • An Irish actor playing a Russian (The Magicians, S01E07)
  • "Why don't you two just fuh?"
    […]
    "Why are you both determined to be so fuh-ing bland?" – Syfy censoring just the "ck" (The Magicians, S01E07)


(The Magicians, S01E07)

  • "Bonjour, Captain. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?"
    "No, I don't want to sleep with you."
    "Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S03E18)
  • Johnnie pulled over outside of Diddy Riese (The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E05)
  • "Judas." (The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E05)
  • "Brother, I ain't trying to be respectful. I'm trying to win." (The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E05)
  • "Nigga please." (The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E05)
  • "In the '70s, when I was in law school, affirmative action was a big deal."
    "I remember."
    "No, you don't. You're white." (The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E05)
  • "Everybody loves my house! It was in Sunset magazine!" (The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E05)
  • "How many blacks did you actually consider a friend?"
    "AC! And he's darker than I am!" (The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E05)
  • RT: "they got o.j.'s house looking like the kwame nkrumah museum or something." (The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E05)
  • "Get off my bench." (The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E05)
  • "Whatever happens, don't do Fuhrman. Make the white people do him." (The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E05)
  • "Cancer is gonna become the leading cause of death for Americans as early as 2030." (Weediquette, S01E01)
  • "Watch while I turn these spades into stars." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S11E09)
  • Mac: "Well, I'm gay." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S11E09)
  • "I'm so fuckin' happy. Everything just changed."
    "I am just thrilled and ecstatic. With Tim and Joe's help, we're gonna take over this world one burger at a time."
    "After conducting due diligence, Joe and Tim decided an investment in GastroPod was too risky. Meanwhile, Jeremiah and Carla have closed their mall location and put their expansion plans on hold." (Restaurant Startup, S03E09)
  • Restaurant Startup Season Grade: B
  • "That's how a dirty fighter does it. They throw cocaine in your eyes." (Baskets, S01E07)
  • Kirkland sweatshirts (Baskets, S01E07)
  • "If you're a clown, you're a clown. If you ain't, what are you?"
    "I guess I'm a Martha." (Baskets, S01E07)
  • "If I pull over, I have to break cruise control. Is it worth it?" (Baskets, S01E07)
  • "When you guys are done fingerbanging that kiwi, can I get it? I'm starving."
    "You got it." (Workaholics, S06E08)

The New AR™TV World Drama Champion: The People v. O.J. Simpson
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Baskets

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