Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

8. Ground'd (American Crime, S02E07)

Honourable Mention

Stray Observations

  • "What are you raising the money for?"
    "That's TBD. Either to help end hunger or repave the faculty parking lot."
    "Those are the big two."
    "Yeah, Sophie's choice. Sophie Martinson is the treasurer of the student council." (Bob's Burgers, S06E07)
  • "Wait, wait, wait. Don't hang up! I'm dying!" (Bob's Burgers, S06E07)
  • That wasn't a dream sequence? (The Walking Dead, S06E09)
  • "You killed Cancer Puppy." (The Magicians, S01E05)
  • The painting in Saul's office is street art in India (Better Call Saul, S02E01)

"Oh my God. Louis did it. He's raising his own veal." (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E13)

(Fresh Off the Boat, S02E13)

  • "B-?!"
    "That's a Chinese F." (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E13)
  • Tim Heidecker (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E13)
  • "I can't believe wasn't taken." (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E13)
  • Andre Braugher's pronunciation of "rubber bands" / Holt beaming as he cuddles a bag of rubber bands (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S03E16)
  • "I know a real 'cool' when I hear one." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S03E16)
  • "Sweet wieners?"
    "It's a normal hot dog with a little chocolate sauce." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S03E16)
  • "I'm going undercover as Tex Dallas, billionaire oil man from Dallas, Texas with ties to the cowboy mafia."
    "Oh boy."
    "Hitchcock's my middleman, Reno Vegas, mobster from Reno, Las Vegas."
    "I said my 'oh boy' too soon." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S03E16)
  • "John played oboe for Lynne Cheney." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S03E16)
  • "That was a nightmare. I ate a Caesar salad wrap." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S03E16)
  • "Classical musicians are savages." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S03E16)
  • "I'm not black. I'm O.J.!" (The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E03)
  • Uncensored "motherfucker" (The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E03)
  • "Call the police! But before they come, you make sure they know a black man owns this house!" (Black-ish, S02E15)
  • "Suicide is not the answer usually." (Baskets, S01E05)
  • "Oo La La! Bar & Grill." (Baskets, S01E05)
  • "Nathaniel had accidentally fallen off that bridge while admiring the river." (Baskets, S01E05)
  • "Can I ask you a really important question?"
    "Can I use your phone? There's someone else I'd rather talk to." (Baskets, S01E05)
  • Mr. Rosso and Mr. Kowchevski are flatmates (Love, S01E01)
  • "These Blu-rays have, like, exclusive, special features, ya bitch!" (Love, S01E02)
  • "Fuck you, Pleasantville!" (Love, S01E02)

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Fargo
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Baskets


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