The NBA All-Star Celebrity Game has become just a platform for Kevin Hart to promote his films.
Oh, he's coaching this year.
Oh, he's coaching against Drake.
Oh, it's USA vs. Canada.
Drake is coaching Win Butler and the Property Brothers! And Kris Wu! Who is Kris Wu?!
Oh, José Bautista is one of Drake's assistant coaches.
Team USA: Ice Cube's son, a co-owner of the Milwaukee Bucks, Muggsy Bogues, and Joel David Moore (The Hottie and the Nottie), who it seems replaced Michael B. Jordan.
Oh, Joel David Moore played in the 2010 Celebrity Game with Dr. Oz and Pitbull.
Update: Kevin Hart un-retired during the game and played in the second half.