Chicken Swastika Masala

Previously on Adam Riff™ (2006):

My mother sent me an e-mail regarding Chinese New Year's Day.

On January 28th, from 11 P.M. onwards to Jan 29, 11 P.M., there are certain restrictions that should be observed, to ensure good luck and prosperity in the new year.

You should not wear these colors: tops should not be green, black or pink. Skirts or pants should not be yellow or grey. You should wear these colors: orange or red tops, and brown or blue pants or skirts.

So today, I'm supposed to wear all brown.

Mom: Do you have any brown underwear?
Jon: Uhh…
Mom: Just don't wear white underwear.

I can't stop looking at this Super Bowl photograph.

Consolation prize.

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