Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

6. Dirty Dancing (Saturday Night Live, S41E12)

Honourable Mention

Stray Observations

  • "Chicago Fire Island." (Shameless, S06E04)
  • ♫: Atlantic Line – "Voyage Home" (Shameless, S06E04)
  • "I told the officers it slithered off that way, but they think I'm on crack."
    "Are you?"
    "Yeah." (The X-Files, S10E03)

(The X-Files, S10E03)

  • "Smartphones…Is Us!" (The X-Files, S10E03)
  • "I was reminded of this tale because of your suspect's delusion that when the moon appears, he would turn into a werewolf. I'm sorry, I meant 'were-lizard.' The werewolf was my patient on Monday." (The X-Files, S10E03)
  • "I'm assuming that 'Guy Mann' is not a real name." (The X-Files, S10E03)
  • "I didn't even get a chance to shoot blood out of my eyeballs!" (The X-Files, S10E03)
  • "Now I possess the one Darwinian advantage that humans have over animals – the ability to BS my way through anything." (The X-Files, S10E03)
  • "I quickly realized that the only way to be happy as a human was to spend all of your time in the company of non-humans." (The X-Files, S10E03)
  • "Fox, man, you've got to put me out of my misery. I don't want to wake up tomorrow and have to go to work!" (The X-Files, S10E03)
  • Mulder's ringtone is The X-Files' theme song (The X-Files, S10E03)
  • "Did you commit a murder in here?"
    "A murder? On carpet? Come on." (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E11)
  • "Tonight, to celebrate, the Huangs are going to Cattleman's Ranch for dinner. And this time, it's personal. Pan pizzas. You each get one." (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E11)
  • Directed by Bruce McCulloch (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S03E14)
  • "My babies are not stupid. Cagney can write a lowercase L."
    "It's just a line, right?" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S03E14)
  • "She's very good at lip reading."
    "I wouldn't say I'm very good. I mean, deaf people, they're the real talents." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S03E14)
  • "Is what Tim Olyphant says true?" (The Grinder, S01E13)
  • "We have tickets to the premiere of I Love Trouble." (The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E01)

(The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E01)

  • "O.J., please, do not kill yourself in Kimmy's bedroom." (The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E01)
  • ♫: Nina Simone – "I Shall Be Released" (The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E01)
  • "I will slap you in the teeth." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S11E05)
  • "Seize the gap!" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S11E05)
  • "Children play here, you fat cow!" (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S11E05)
  • The holes in the wall covered up (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S11E05)
  • Urinal cakes on the wall (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S11E05)
  • "Martha, you're embarrassing me in front of the barista." (Baskets, S01E03)
  • "I want to take an ad out in the yellow pages, but I want it to stand out. That's why I want it to be in the white pages." (Baskets, S01E03)
  • "He's an astronaut – eighth in line to go to space, if NASA ever gets off their rear end."
    "Well, good for him. I'm 20th in line to get a fuckin' corn dog tomorrow." (Baskets, S01E03)
  • "I miss the Reagans. They loved to go to space." (Baskets, S01E03)
  • Charo's son (Baskets, S01E03)
  • "I really want to get you a nectarine."
    "No, I don't want a nectarine."
    "Nectarine are good for the hair."
    "Who gives a shit?" (Baskets, S01E03)
  • Watching the 4K demo disc (Baskets, S01E03)
  • "What mental disease is this?" (Baskets, S01E03)
  • "Before we start the rodeo, please join us in the Lord's prayer, brought to you by Bank of America. Bank of America: Too big to fail." (Baskets, S01E03)
  • "I've got a poo disc in the freezer if you want it."
    "Oh my gosh, I thought that was a Jimmy Dean breakfast sausage." (Workaholics, S06E04)
  • Austin Mayor (Portlandia, S06E03)
  • "How did you know that was a hologram?"
    "I mean, I had seen Tupac in Coachella." (Conan, 02-04-16)
  • "That's a kid? He's got a happy trail! Check his pants! Check for pubes!"
    "No, we are absolutely not doing that!"
    "You're gonna let me drown, but you won't just do a simple pubes check?" (Saturday Night Live, S41E12)
  • "It's his month." (Saturday Night Live, S41E12)
  • Jessica Lange opining on Cam Newton (Horace and Pete, S01E01)

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Fargo
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Nathan For You


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