47. Calzone Cadaver (Nathan for You, S03E06)
Honourable Mention
- The Cosby Show, Knowing What We Know Now (Family Guy, S14E06)
- Hotel Sex Box (Nathan for You, S03E06)
- 1000 Cuts (Jessica Jones, S01E10)
Stray Observations
- "Heidi Fleiss Capades." (Bob's Burgers, S06E05)
"My cover makes me invisible." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S03E07)
- "My butt is so serious, it should be wearing spectacles." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S03E07)
- "Okay, for the last time, Orangina is not orange soda!" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S03E07)
- "Move aside, Ed." (Gotham, S02E09)
- Ted Danson talking about crime scene investigation (Fargo, S02E06)
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"You're talking about farm boys, who've never been face to face with a serious man before."
"Whereas I stared down Chiang Kai-shek." (Fargo, S02E06) - Karl Weathers (Fargo, S02E06)
- ♫: Blitzen Trapper – "Man of Constant Sorrow" (Fargo, S02E06)
- Todd pronouncing Farouk's last name (The Grinder, S01E07)
- "Pearl Jam?! That's what I'm calling mayonnaise from now on." (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E08)
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"Why do you look like a taxi cab?"
"I'm straight-edge ska now. Happy skanksgiving." (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E08) - "Why do you smell like a Korean hotel?" (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E08)
- "Get those off the wine bottles and back on the damn gourds!" (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E08)
- "Sacagawea taught the pilgrims how to make cranberry sauce and then, like, sang 'Blue Corn Moon' or something." (Scream Queens, S01E09)
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"Nice shirt."
"Thank you. You know what it's made out of?"
"What?"
"Boyfriend material." (Scream Queens, S01E09) - THE BASTARD EXECUTIONER IS A DIRECT DESCENDENT OF JESUS (The Bastard Executioner, S01E10)
- Of course Kurt Sutter's character self-immolates. Of course (The Bastard Executioner, S01E10)
- The Bastard Executioner Season Grade: D-
- "I respect you vloggers and bloggers and you whatevers." (Empire, S02E08)
- "This is not a bad haircut. This is the starting five for the San Antonio Spurs." (Black-ish, S02E08)
- "That's such a Rhonda way of looking at things." (Black-ish, S02E08)
- ♫: The Cure – "Lullaby" (American Horror Story, S05E07)
- Rudolph Valentino is a vampire (American Horror Story, S05E07)
- F. W. Murnau is the vampire who turned Rudolph Valentino (American Horror Story, S05E07)
- "That's why I made you this condolence hummus. My own tears are mixed in with the cumin." (The League, S07E11)
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"I heard they [Jews] chew on your shoelaces."
"Uhhh, I think that's goats." (The League, S07E11)
"First, we find this piece of shit doctor that killed her."
"Ooh, he looks exactly like a piece of shit."
"I'm gonna be honest. I couldn't find a picture of the doctor, so I took a picture of my shit in scrubs."
"Where'd you find those little tiny scrubs?"
"Oh. No, that's a four-foot shit." (The League, S07E11)
- "Be lei'd to rest in Hawaii." (Nathan for You, S03E06)
- "In this post-Pearl Harbor world, people don't trust their fellow man the way they once did." (Nathan for You, S03E06)
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"Is that…?"
"Your spiritual centre, Ash. The place that makes you most happy."
"Jacksonville, Florida." (Ash vs. Evil Dead, S01E04) - "I've always wanted to spend time in the city so nice they named it 'Jacksonville.'" (Ash vs. Evil Dead, S01E04)
- "Jessica Jones, you are a hard-drinking, short-fused mess of a woman, but you are not a piece of shit." (Jessica Jones, S01E06)
- "Backseat Freestyle" (Jessica Jones, S01E06)
- "I want cake!" (Jessica Jones, S01E08)
- "Bitches, right?" (Jessica Jones, S01E08)
- "I got hit with a People's Choice Award." (Jessica Jones, S01E11)
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"'Horse fetishists in Central Park.'"
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"'Magic word is wankers.'" (Jessica Jones, S01E12) - "I hope they have free express shipping in Heaven." (Jessica Jones, S01E12)
- "You really are a little anal crumpet, aren't you?" (Jessica Jones, S01E12)
- Jessica Jones Season Grade: D+