No one serves coffee, no one wakes up

Idea for next Halloween: Cover my front stoop with peanuts and distribute $100 bills.

No, set up a peanut gauntlet leading to my front door. You must navigate a laser maze-style maze of ropes that are slathered in peanut butter, crawl through a tunnel with fan at the end blowing peanut flour at you, and then jump in and cross a ball pit filled with peanuts to ring my doorbell.

And for those who opt not to run the gauntlet, I will place a bowl of carrot sticks outside the ropes maze. "Please take only one!"

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