Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week


42. Boogers and Cum (South Park, S19E04)


Honourable Mention


Stray Observations

  • "I want people to think I'm spicy and fun and dangerous."
    "Like a bullet made of chorizo?" (Bob's Burgers, S06E02)
  • "'See you soon, baboon.' Wait, spice it up. 'See you soon, bitch.' Too spicy, too spicy." (Bob's Burgers, S06E02)


(Bob's Burgers, S06E02)

  • "How do you explain this? I found it in your room."
    "A bandana – flair for your microphone stand? [gasps] You're joining Aerosmith!" (Bob's Burgers, S06E02)
  • "Oh my god, they're fife-ing toward us!" (Bob's Burgers, S06E02)
  • "It's not harassment unless you can prove intent to fart." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S03E03)
  • "This one says 'die pig,' and worst of all, they didn't put the comma between 'die' and 'pig.'" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S03E03)
  • "We'll do it live." (The Walking Dead, S06E01)
  • Mary Steenburgen has now played both Will Ferrell's mother and his lover (The Last Man on Earth, S02E03)
  • "Just as I was about to become yet another canyon handstand statistic…" (The Last Man on Earth, S02E03)
  • "This is him dead. And this is him dead closer. This is Tandy dead as close as I could bear to draw." (The Last Man on Earth, S02E03)
  • Tandy shooting Skittles out of his nose, trying to land them in a top hat (The Last Man on Earth, S02E03)
  • "I want you to… 'I'm gonna burn your fucking pricks off, you pieces of shit.'"
    "'Burn your dicks off.' I'm saying 'dicks,' is that all right?"
    "You should say 'pricks.'"
    "Why do you like 'pricks' better than 'dicks'?" (Project Greenlight, S04E05)
  • Vic Mackey forming a strike team (Gotham, S02E04)
  • "You're the comic in a piece of bubble gum." (Fargo, S02E01)
  • ♫: Fargo's showrunner covering the Sirens' song in O Brother, Where Art Thou? (Fargo, S02E01)
  • "Cream of pork? In the summer?"
    "It was chilled!" (Grandfathered, S01E03)
  • Jeremy Lin (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E04)


(Fresh Off the Boat, S02E04)

  • Orange Is the New Black (Scream Queens, S01E05)
  • "Spit-roasting you caused my brother and I to fall in love with you. Neither of us are content with sharing you anymore."
    "You need to choose one of us."
    "Pick a side of the Eiffel Tower." (Scream Queens, S01E05)
  • "You shouldn't worry about me. I'm like black Die Hard." (Scream Queens, S01E05)
  • Oakland nachos = chocolate syrup drizzled on tortilla chips? (Scream Queens, S01E05)
  • "I must confess, I am more legend than lore." (The Bastard Executioner, S01E06)
  • "How'd you get in here?"
    "What are you talking about? I slept in the guest room with the twins." (Empire, S02E04)
  • "What is that?"
    "It's your basic corpse detection system." (Empire, S02E04)


Hey, it's where I lived during college! (Modern Family, S07E04)

  • "Basically, it's [Father's Day] the Hanukkah of Mother's Day." (Black-ish, S02E04)
  • "If we cannot sell this idea stateside, how on Earth are we gonna sell Ramadad?" (Black-ish, S02E04)
  • "Yelling is caring." (Black-ish, S02E04)
  • "But the street parking wasn't that great. Two-and-a-half stars." (South Park, S19E04)
  • Chloë Sevigny's stern lecture to an anti-vaxxer mother (American Horror Story, S05E02)
  • The Shining much? (Scream Queens, S01E05 / American Horror Story, S05E02)
  • "Ponchos are forever." (American Horror Story, S05E02)
  • "What a glorious stain." (American Horror Story, S05E02)
  • "You know what I can't wait for? To hunt Kendall Jenner. Bitch blew me off once at Coachella." (American Horror Story, S05E02)
  • The Countess dancing (American Horror Story, S05E02)




(American Horror Story, S05E02)

  • "We'll figure it out together. We both aren't in relationships. We don't have a love life."
    "That's true."
    "So you have time to do this." (Nathan for You, S03E01)
  • "In my efforts to take down Best Buy, I became the worst guy." (Nathan for You, S03E01)
  • Larry David as Bernie Sanders (Saturday Night Live, S41E03)

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