Previously on Adam Riff™: Eater's Digest: Toronto Eater's Digest: Toronto 2 September 2015 peoples eatery / my market bakery / dailo / kekou gelato house / banh mi boys / lucky red / r&d / bar fancy / chantecler / electric mud / grand electric…
Date Archives October 2015
Our Band Is Crisis
Written by, directed by, and co-starring Darren Doane. Darren Doane… That name sounds familiar. [looks up "Darren Doane" on Wikipedia] Ah. He directed Blink-182's videos for "Dammit" and "Josie," as well as videos for Guttermouth and Pennywise. From Guttermouth and Pennywise to Saving Christmas and…
Jerome Champagne
"Dressed as a black man in a Kanye West costume."
Clintons, Patriots, OJ
After Ted's opening weekend. After Ted 2's opening weekend. imsoshive: Weed man informs Justin that his appendix burst. Justin: Sorry. Idea: A parody of Adele's "Hello" that begins Mulder, it's me. Idea: A joint set by Will Smith's family at Coachella – Will, Jaden, Willow,…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
43. Man Zone (Nathan for You, S03E02) Honourable Mention Grown-up Halloween (The Simpsons, S27E04) Marty McFly and Doc Brown Visit Jimmy Kimmel Live (Jimmy Kimmel Live, 10-21-15) Attempted Eye Surgery (The Knick, S02E02) Stray Observations "Angel hair? That's the least scary pasta." (Bob's Burgers, S06E03)…
Irusu
[Tim Allen curious grunt] [click] Amid the bustling world of Central Oregon's wild mushroom hunting camps, the lives of two former soldiers intersect. [source] THE BUSTLING WORLD OF CENTRAL OREGON'S WILD MUSHROOM HUNTING CAMPS. A 75-year-old sniper with the US Special Forces in Vietnam and…
Unsabotage our shared, competitive, free market!
SMH, Oregon. The West Coast: We hate gluten, but we looove corn syrup! Look at Arizona being cultured. Toblerone, to me, is an old people candy, like Werther's. Toblerone is what you eat when no other snacks are left in a hotel mini-bar. Oreos are…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
42. Boogers and Cum (South Park, S19E04) Honourable Mention Tandy apologizes (The Last Man on Earth, S02E03) "We're gonna gyrate them into our orbit." (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E04) The Newsroom gets Dumb and Dumber (The Late Late Show with James Corden, 10-13-15) Dissuading bargain…
Fetty Ruxpin
A Will Ferrell-themed bar called Stay Classy just opened in New York City. The space at 174 Rivington Street is decked out with posters of Ferrell's movies and portraits of the actor. The bar will host an Anchorman-themed Halloween party and an Elf holiday celebration…
High-Value Millennial Male
John Carpenter headlining a music festival #welcometo2016 Your move, Coachella. This is Trent Reznor in 10 years, right? Quake, Lost Highway, The Social Network, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Call of Duty: Black Ops II, Gone Girl… Topical Halloween costumes are the lowest form…