Date Archives September 2015
Spanish weeks in my disco casino
Jon: Is it "coffee in the morning" or "fucking in the morning"? Rory: Both. Miguel recorded two versions of the song. Jon: Which one is canon, though? Is "coffee" a clean edit for "fucking"? Fucking in the morning I don't wanna wake you I just…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
39. Ariana Grande's Death (Scream Queens, S01E01) Honourable Mention Jan Quadrant Vincent 16 (Rick and Morty, S02E08) Winning Over Clovers (Review, S02E09) Banned Double Dare: Nose (Friends of the People, S02E10) Mortal Nonviolence (Friends of the People, S02E10) Stray Observations "Kelly, bless you, my child."…
I fight babies like you, baby
News. Googling "California Selfie Conservancy" turns up nothing, but the field guide checks out. As for Data and Society… Starring Rick Fox and Lolo Jones. What is fun about that match-up? The zombies are at least ninjas in this film. Bears vs. Zombies (2016) Ursidae…
One man standing alone with God is a majority
// TORONTO, ONTARIO, CANADA This time in Toronto, I experienced mad déjà vu. While waiting for my order at a burritoria cheekily decorated with framed photographs of donkeys, I saw pamphlets on my table for The Donkey Sanctuary of Canada. "Please become a Guardian of…
Road Rules: Northern Trail
I am back from Toronto, after an 18-hour-long journey on two hours of sleep in which: » My flight from Toronto to Los Angeles was delayed (0800 to 0910) » I was held back from passing through Customs in Toronto because my delayed flight wasn't…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
38. At the Mercy of the Magic 8-Ball (Review, S02E08) Honourable Mention Slaughtering Baron Ventrils and his small army (The Bastard Executioner, S01E01) Run The Jewels Performs With TV On The Radio (The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, 09-15-15) Stray Observations Coffee whip (This Is…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
37. Seth Rollins wanders around backstage yelling STING GIVE ME BACK MY STATUE, Xavier Woods plays the Final Fantasy victory fanfare on the trombone, The New Day engages in a trombone vs. kazoo battle with Edge and Christian, Big E tries to eat a kazoo,…
Jon vs. the Volcano
I have had two AirBNB reservations in Toronto fall through abruptly. Third time's the charm?