Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

31. Gene vs. The Falcon (Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp, S01E08)


Honourable Mention


Stray Observations

  • "If they don't give you life, I will have every inch of your flesh removed with a cheese grater, starting with your prick." (True Detective, S02E06)
  • Fat ginger kid just wants to watch Friends and eat pizza (True Detective, S02E06)
  • ♫: The Black Angels – "Black Grease" (True Detective, S02E06)
  • Her (Ballers, S01E06)
  • Mark Schlereth anchoring SportsCenter (Ballers, S01E06)
  • This week on Halt and Catch Fire: Gordon gets lost in a parking garage (Halt and Catch Fire, S02E09)
  • ♫: The Raveonettes – "She's Lost Control (Trentemøller Edit)" (Halt and Catch Fire, S02E09)


"This is Staten Island!" (The Strain, S02E03)


(WWE Raw, 07-27-15)

  • "Dog Ziggler." (WWE Raw, 07-27-15)
  • "It's a fish. Take it. Take it. Take the fish." (WWE Raw, 07-27-15)
  • Tommy is 53?! (MasterChef, S06E12)
  • "You can't blackmail me and then try to be the inside spoon!"
    "Marisa was not spooning, inside or out. Our relationship was in trouble, and it was blackmail's fault." (Review, S02E01)
  • "I began spending all of my spare time in the park searching for my mystery mouth." (Review, S02E01)
  • "Family values may have declined over the last century, but we still help our families when we can. You are family, Will." (Hannibal, S03E09)
  • "You called us 'murder husbands.'" (Hannibal, S03E09)
  • "I'm the burp king of Westchester." (Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp, S01E01)
  • "You're opening a can of worms you might not be able to close."
    "Don't tell me about cans. I know about cans. Believe me. I am one." (Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp, S01E03)
  • UCLA (Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp, S01E04)
  • John Early is one to watch (Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp, S01E04)
  • "Hand to God. I've been into sewing since I was eight years old."
    "Oh my God. I had no idea you were that creative."
    "Oh really?"
    "Uh-uh."
    "Oh, I just thought it was so obvious that I'm creative." (Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp, S01E04)
  • "You're insane, Graham. Ayn Rand? She's not attractive." (Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp, S01E04)
  • Jon Hamm masquerading as Weird Al (Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp, S01E04)
  • "He says he's going to kill me…like a soup." (Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp, S01E05)
  • Gene skipping after Victor (Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp, S01E05)
  • "I'll fart my way into that snatch, just you watch." (Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp, S01E05)
  • "The strongest shape is the triangle. One, two, three. Do you know Pythagris? Pythagris said that if hypotenuse is length C, the legs are lengths A and B, then A squared plus B squared equals C squared."
    "I don't understand."
    "Coop, the tird is not extra. The tird is not hanging off from the side."
    "Did you just say 'turd'?"
    "Coop, tonight, we will be three. You will be our tird."
    "It really really sounds like he's saying 'turd.'"
    "He's saying 'third.'"
    "Tird. Like, the…what go, what happen in the toilet."
    "Oh."
    "You will be our turd."
    "I guess then I…I misunderstood it." (Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp, S01E05)
  • "This is wrong. I'm with Mitch. This is wrong."
    "No no no. He's a can of vegetables. He doesn't have to know." (Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp, S01E05)
  • Bradley Cooper is only available for two days. Solution: John Slattery and a ski mask. (Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp, S01E07)
  • "I trusted you with my diaphragm." (Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp, S01E07)
  • Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp Season Grade: C

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