Some ads are more equal than others. Mariah Carey will be the new face of "Game of War." Producers of the mobile game have inked a seven figure deal with Mariah, who replaces Kate Upton, for which the singer will shoot a 30-second commercial. The…
Date Archives June 2015
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
24. Blood on the dance floor (Penny Dreadful, S02E06) Honourable Mention R-Truth thinks he's in Money In The Bank (WWE Raw, 06-08-15) A corpse flayed and folded into something resembling a human heart unfolds itself and reforms as a half man, half stag, with hooves…
Truculent
Nickelodeon is partnering with Carmelo Anthony on a line of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles inspired consumer products. The New York Knicks star will serve as creative director of Turtles by Melo. It is expected to span lifestyle products, home furnishings, publishing, video games and more….
Her placenta falls to the floor
China, ravenous for American event movies, has been a particularly harsh blow. Tomorrowland bowed to $13.8 million there in early June, getting trounced by the $38.3 million opening of Stand by Me Doraemon. [source] Am I the only person frustrated by the state of hand…
Nitrates for chest pain
I got nothing, so here is a supercut of robots falling down: Actually, I do have something:
My taste in music is your face
Which came again first?
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
23. WHITEWALKAZ!!!! (Game of Thrones, S05E08) Part 1 Part 2 Honourable Mention What's our formula? (Community, S06E13) Community: The Board Game (Community, S06E13) Talking Mentalist (The Late Late Show with James Corden, 06-02-15) Talking Talking Mentalist (The Late Late Show with James Corden, 06-03-15) Stray…
What does a rancher have to be so jolly about?
Previously on Adam Riff™: I run outside every day, a 90-minute route around my neighbourhood. As my bladder is not what it used to be, I frequently have to pee during runs. Fortunately, I live in an area where homes are constantly changing owners, so…
Paint a vulgar picture
Cheese pizza pizza Jon: It was a paper container for food from the hot bar at Whole Foods. So it's paper – recycle. But the inside of the container is coated with something to prevent liquid from seeping through the paper, so….garbage. But the coating…