Of all the places to build a castle, Sleeping Beauty built hers across a river.
Without the tunnel, her castle is a dam.
Inside Sleeping Beauty Castle
You ever wonder why the castles in Super Mario World contain so much chain-link fencing?
I'm overseeing Pepe's move to Los Angeles this weekend.
Pepe: Who did Kim Kardashian have sex with, in her sex tape?
Jon: Uhh… Ray J.
Pepe: I think he lives on my floor.